bladder 

fucking retarded part of ur body that thinks three am is a good time to take a piss.

bladder: ay sup g
me: wtf bruh it's 3 am
bladder: too bad

bladder by peterpumpkinyeeter August 19, 2020

blathered 

Completley drunk, to be pissed out of one's face to the point of an alcohol induced comatosed state,

Mate forget that, im blathered, i want a kebab then im going home

Last night i was absolutley blathered

blathered by skooczy May 7, 2015

squirrel bladder

often used in reference to those who urinate every few minues after they break the seal. not a reference to phallis size, simply a reference to bladder size.

Wow, you're going to pee again? You just went roughly 49 seconds ago. You've defintely got squirrel bladder.

squirrel bladder by DDG September 8, 2006

bladder 

An expandable pee container in the lower abdomen made to contain drops of urine until a nerve response says it is time to piss the accumulation and not too many hours until you will be desperate and can't hold any more or can't pee at all and are in pain because your bladder is bashful. The sack's normal hold is about 500 mg (1 pint). Upper levels vary all the way from 750 mg to 2000 mg. So some lucky people get to pee only once a day and the rest of us 4 or 5 times a day.

The question is who has the largest bladder, men or women, gay or straight?

bladder by Clean Fil February 18, 2005

bladder buddies 

Girls who go to the toilet in pairs

The toilet is engaged. The bathroom is full of bladder buddies

bladder buddies by notpoodle February 28, 2008

Goats Bladder

90s-00s Merseyside slang, loosely meaning a ridiculous idiot. Calling someone a “goat” or a “pia goat” was a common insult used around certain parts of Merseyside. The addition of the word bladder adds further a layer of ridiculousness.

Whata piaaa goat, absolute goats bladder!

That juggalo Jake is a proper goats bladder!!

Goats Bladder by Kurt Gaiger December 10, 2020

Butt bladder 

When you eject liquid poop with such ferocity that it sounds like urination.

Typically not a one time event. This condition will haunt you for many sessions.

Dude I ate that raw meat last night, and was up all night with butt bladder.

Butt bladder by fukengruvenman February 1, 2014