Barnes and Noble 

A place that will wait until you’ve found something you like, and then make you need to shit violently. You also will not be able to locate the bathroom.

“Hey dude! Come look at this book on the 34th rule of the inter—ah fuck I really need to shit hold on”

“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”

Barnes and Noble by 1-2-buckle my shoe April 28, 2023

barnes and unstable 

The Place You Go To Publish A Story That You Made That You Made That Seems Unstably Crazed.

Son: MOM! I'M GOING TO BARNES AND UNSTABLE!
Mom: Oh God. What Did He Publish This Time...

barnes and unstable by UnstableLudlow February 6, 2018

Barnes and Nobles

any corporate bookstore that contains a starbucks coffee shop.

Jim: "Hey, Ted, i was thinking about going to a Barnes and Nobles to get some Choose Your Own Adventure books."

Ted: "Do you want to go to the one off of Central or the one down by Alice's place?"

Jim: "No, i was thinking about going to the Borders where the movie theater used to be"

Ted: "Really? I didn't know there was a Starbucks in there."

Barnes and Nobles by alfonsothepirate February 14, 2008

Barnes Y Nobles 

This is what inebriated 40 something males refer to Barnes and Noble's Bookstores. (Usually said with a Californian surfer accent.)

42 Yr old loser 1) Hey Bro, where could I find a good Surf Mag without going all the way to the grocery store?

41 Yr old loser 2) Dude! Barnes Y Nobles Bro, Where else would we go?

Barnes Y Nobles by El Whys'ass February 27, 2011

Barnes and Nobled 

Using college, or "high speed" words in normal conversation in an attempt to sound smarter than you really are.

Dude! Did you just quote Edgar Allan Poe??? I think he just Barnes and Nobled me!

Barnes and Nobled by Engram68w October 14, 2011

Barnes & Noballs 

When you go to Barnes & Noble to buy a book but you notice it has tits on the cover and you're too embarrassed to buy it.

I saw some porn at Barnes & Noble, but I walked out of Barnes & Noballs afterwards.

Barnes & Noballs by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020

Barnes Foundation 

Very cool place filled with lots of amazing paintings by ppl like Cezanne, Monet, Picasso, Van Gogh. etc. Art is uniquely situated in a way that makes viewer ~*appreciate*~ the work by allowing the indiv. to create their own connection between pieces.

Gift shop is very chill + filled with handmade items. They also have a restaurant with, “The best soup I’ve ever had” - Vince

“Gosh, this museum is nice & all, but it’s no Barnes Foundation.”

Barnes Foundation by meGusta143 November 24, 2021