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The Bammer Hammer 

The ignition device of the boom dust to shoot a pew from a pew shooter.
"I think the bammer hammer is jammed"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"
The Bammer Hammer by Lavabite October 26, 2020

going bammer 

extremly loud; out of control individual that does random obscene acts with no regard to anyone else and their feelings. partying throughout the day, long into the next morning, usually can be pointed out within a lagre crowd.

primary objectives when "going bammer" are the following.

-Drink large quantities of liquor and beer
-Get any and all available vagina that can be located.
-Chain smoke cigarettes
-Spend entire two week paycheck in one night
-Have absolutly no concern for anyone while maintaining a strictly party attitude.
person 1: Oh man! did you see that kid last night going bammer!

person 2: that kid smoking spice moles in front of valet parking at the casino, trying to get those two cougars back to his homies garage?

person 1: haha ya, he was using that t payne auto tune app all night trying to rig girls. hes already killed a bottle of jack and is now working on the tequila.

person 2: Going so bammer.
going bammer by something760 July 26, 2011

M.C. Bammer 

MC Bammer- (adj.) a slang term that is growing rapidly in the bay area community to describe a plethora of situations and actions. it can be used in a negative connotation to describe a bad kind of weed, or in a positive way to show that something was really cool.

the origins of this adjective come from Markus Lloyd and Chitinma Ahamafule, two locals of the bay area, who wanted to start a new revolution of slang terms... MC Bammer was the term that started it all. this term would also not exist if it wasnt for m.c. hammer, although his career now is fushed down the toilet, a small part of it lives on with this new catchy word. although someone else probably thought of this as well, it has not yet caught on and thats why we are introducing it to the world!
negative connotation-

"Damn nigga!, this shit aint no purple, ITS Some M.C. BAMMER!"

Positive connotation-

"HOLY SHIT! that was some M.C. Bammer ass shit last night nigga!"
M.C. Bammer by Markafule April 18, 2011

The Bammer 

A name saved and reserved for only the Greek God Theseus, allowing everyone to realize he could and will ban you with no mercy ever !
The Bammer by Etho Bot March 7, 2020

boo boo bammer 

weed grown in alabama by people that don't know what they are doing.
it's usually flowered outdoors during the winter when the hunters aren't in the wood but there isn't much uv light then so it's not good. it's like not mexican quality but it's not the best. also known as chapman chump.
effen a man I was looking for some of that chronic but all could find was some boo boo bammer.

Bernie Bummer 

Don't be a Bernie Bummer.
Bernie Bummer by The Man To Beat August 14, 2010