asshat 

A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.

Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.

"Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."

"Hey asshat, thanks for double parking."

asshat by asshater September 11, 2008

assmate

A homosexual lover. Also known as "butt buddy."

I heard rumors that Chuck skipped college today because he's gone off to the local bath house with his assmates.

assmate by Mark H July 15, 2004

Asswater 

ass sweat after you've done physical activity

quite a practice eh? my shorts are soaked with ass water.

Asswater by jimbo July 12, 2003

Holy asshat 

When a man of God, ie preacher, priest, ect., sit on someones Head while they are bent over. also see musical asshat, asshat , or donkey sombrero.

I went to pick up a piece of paper for the pope and he gave me an holy asshat.

Holy asshat by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

urban asshat 

A person that submits a definition when there are already a shitload of definitions for a phrase or word.

An urban asshat should always be given a negative rating

Bob: " Look dude, I made a definition for Donkey Punch"

Rob: "Congrats, dude you're only the 52nd definition, you fucking urban asshat"

urban asshat by i hate liars December 31, 2010

dumbshit asshat 

A dumbshit asshat is so fucking dumb and selfish, and is constantly a dick.

Literally dumbshit and asshat combined.

Person 1 : "Dude, did you hear about that dumbshit asshat Austin Meldeau?
Person 2 : "Yeah, he wrote himself a definition on Urban Dictionary."

dumbshit asshat by drywittygal February 26, 2018

asshat 

A contemptible person

derivatives:

asshattery (noun)

asshattedly, asshatted (adjective)
asshats (plural)

My supervisor is an asshat - I resent being his subordinate.

asshat by Urbepedia April 15, 2010