Amsterdam Traffic Light 

Generally a fun game played by tourists visiting the Dutch capital of Amsterdam. First the group goes to a coffee shop and smoke some cannabis (Green Light). Next, the group goes to a bar for a beer (Yellow Light) and finally a stop by the girls in the red light district (Red Light).

My friends and I visited Amsterdam last week and completed six rounds of the Amsterdam Traffic Light! I am now down 500 Euro!

Amsterdam Traffic Light by Senor Dank Nugs June 29, 2018

Amsterdam whoopee cushion 

The act of blowing air into ones vagina then violently pushing down on her stomach to make her uncontrollably queef

I surprised Jenny with an Amsterdam whoopee cushion last night......... she beat the sit out of me

Amsterdam whoopee cushion by Snvert97 February 23, 2021

Amsterdam Appetizer

The sexual act of eating an elongated piece of fruit or vegetable (most commonly a banana) out of woman's vagina, popularized by the live sex shows in Amsterdam's Red Light District.

I had an Amsterdam Appetizer from a coked up stripper and it was quite tasty.

Amsterdam Appetizer by AnotherSynonym February 15, 2009

Amsterdam chocolate 

slang term for hashish, but is occasionally used to describe very powerful weed.

Joe: Yo thats some nice amsterdam chocolate!
Bob: yeah I got it from my cleaning lady.

Amsterdam chocolate by IanMichG February 10, 2009

Amsterdam surprise 

to take a shit in the driver's seat of someone's car and lock the door on a hot day

A-"Did you hear about Leo J.? He pissed that girl off so badly that she left him an Amsterdam surprise." R-"Damn, that's harsh!"

"Don't leave your car doors unlocked when Brody has been drinking. You might end up getting an Amsterdam surprise."

Amsterdam surprise by a2va April 22, 2014

amsterdam french fry 

When mayonnaise is used instead of a more conventional lubricant for sexual activity.

Did you know that in Europe they don't put ketchup on their fries? They prefer to use mayonnaise. The other night we didn't have any lube so, I went for the old Amsterdam French Fry...worked like a charm.

amsterdam french fry by rerahrabbit January 17, 2011

Amsterdam NY

A small city where everyone hates and people believe their ghetto and gangster and that they are being real, where old people come to die and where the ratio of decent people to posers and teenage pregnant girls is unbelievable. its a baron melting pot of boredom stupidity and ignorant teenagers.

The teenagers in Amsterdam NY are what make this place so bad. its a place thats going to implode within its self do to the incredible amount of babies having babies.

Amsterdam NY by Wram February 7, 2012