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The greatest tool every created. The key is not to intake it at parties, but encourage every one else to drink freely. This way, your clear and sober mind will quickly become surrounded by drunk idiots, and you can take advantage of each and every one of them. If you're an ugly dude, no worries, a little alcohol will totally change a girls view on you. Same goes for girls, if you give a guy a couple of brews, he will hit anything that moves.
There is a difference between refraining from drinking and being the designated driver, the latter being the equivalent of being the party's bitch.

Hey man, stop smoking that reefer and have some alochol, the choice of champions.
alcohol by Regular John June 13, 2004
a special serum that makes you horny.
I drank so much alcohol I had sex with a horse... I was desperate.
Alcohol is a colorless votatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also has a intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.
The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is the best alcoholic drink in existence.
alcohol by Beth, yo December 28, 2005
The core of all evil; but it helps you get bitches
Person 1: Look I'm holding 750 ml of pure evil in my hands... here have a sip

Alcohol. Here lies the birth and death of your relationship!
Alcohol by lolanonnnnnnnnn October 25, 2010
An awful liquid that everyone pretends to enjoy. Keep that away from you.
Donald trump never drinks alcohol, which makes him the best president of the US!!!!!!
a substance which is legal in the united states, yet more dangerous than marijauna which is illegal.
alcohol is a pussy drug
alcohol by robby January 1, 2005