I don't give a shit 

I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter.

Gamer 1#: Dude your computer sucks, you shell out $2000 for a kicass rig, and still run it on a piece of shit CRT monitor.

Gamer 2#:Well that may be but honestly, I don't give a shit.

I don't give a shit by Lime Lynx April 4, 2007

taking a shit 

The act of defecating. Nothing to do with actual taking of feces.
Also, can be used to describe something that has almost become non-functioning or is poorly performing.
Not to be confused with giving a shit.

Joe is taking a shit.
or
The stock market is taking a shit today.
or
I got half way up that last hill and then my transmission started taking a shit.

taking a shit by cagerat December 29, 2007

give a shit

To care about someone or something.

Does Dubya give a shit about anything other than Iraqi oil? I doubt it.

give a shit by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004

trying to take a shit without pissing 

(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.

You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.

trying to take a shit without pissing by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009

I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!! 

When you really do not care about anything at all.

Coined by the Tourettes Guy.

Dad, you're not allowed to go back in there.

TG: I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!

I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!! by Paracetamol 500mg May 21, 2007

who fucks a shit 

Used in situations of extreme annoyance or anger as a substitute for “who fucking gives a shit” when it’s too much effort to say an entire sentence.

Chad: Hey Brad, guess what?

Brad: What?

Chad: I just matched with another girl on Tinder

Virgin Brad: Man, who fucks a shit!

who fucks a shit by weenschnitz August 18, 2021

leave a shit

Makes a lot more sense than take a shit.

Think about it.

I will think about that while I go leave a shit.

leave a shit by Loafsterrr October 27, 2006