to have a cow

an alteration of the term ' to have kittens' to strongly overreact to a situation.

I scratched my Dad's car and he had a cow -now I am not allowed to borrow it for a year!

to have a cow by Intensity January 9, 2005

darker than the inside of a cow 

A very dark place with no light

"That cave is darker than the inside of a cow"

darker than the inside of a cow by Christel March 21, 2007

sisters and a cow 

An amazing group of friends that sit together and know everyones private info. They are amazing and funny. Basically the best people you will ever meet.

Are you going to the movies with sisters and a cow?
yeah man

sisters and a cow by oneofthesisters September 22, 2019

I'm gonna have a cow 

A term used to express excitement and anger and about any emotion imaginable. But be careful, people might assume you are literally giving birth to cows. If you choose to play along with this childish idea, make disturbing groans while squeezing your buttcheeks together. And people may ask you where you keep your cows. Tell them that you keep them in a pin behind your house!

(Accidentally drops phone and cracks screen)
Suzzy: Oh my goodness, I'm gonna have a cow!
(Friends throw a surprise birthday party)
Friends: SURPRISE!

Herald: AH! I'm gonna have a cow!
(Also consider... Trips and falls on school stairs in front of hot seniors)
Tina: About 24 cows just escaped my pin... ;(

I'm gonna have a cow by kakattack3000 August 8, 2015

you're a cow! 

it actually doesn't mean that the person is / resembles a cow it can also mean bitchy or fucking annoying!

"Well fuck you, you cow!"

you're a cow! by Kyle January 24, 2005

treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain 

Another way of saying "be nice to me". Said because in India, cows are worshipped as gods, and in Britain, cows are mistreated and are allowed to get hoof and mouth disease and mad cow disease.

Goliath: You're ugly and would only be good as food for the birds and wild animals!
David:Treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain.

treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

You Shot a Cow 

To fail suddenly, unexpectedly and humourously without you or other surrounding parties initially realising your mistake.

*Following a breif period of silence where it dawns on everyone what an idiot Robin has just been*
Stu: Hey man, you're an idiot, you shot a cow on that one!

You Shot a Cow by RTO October 30, 2005