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Wyoming Weed whacker 

During sex in the missionary position, the man grasps the woman (or other) by the ankles and lifts them up. Then he promptly begins to spin rapidly, using centrifugal force to keep the person up-right. This usually ends in the person that is being weed whacked in a mess of their own stomach contents.
"Oh... well uh... I knocked over these lamps while giving Marsha the, er, Wyoming Weed Whacker..."
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a made up place. if you go there you will find a massive hole in the ground
"Wyoming is a chunk error"
Wyoming by Parody5Gaming November 11, 2020

Wyoming throat job 

When a man sticks his dick deep into a womans throat and she uses her hand to jack off his dick in her throat
I picked up a girl from the bar last night and she gave me a Wyoming throat job. I've never came so hard in my life.
Wyoming throat job by Andronhel March 11, 2023
The state with the lowest population. Home to towering mountains and spacious plains. Populated pre-Columbus by the Shoshone, Crow, and Lakota Indians. Currently populated with cowboys, roughneck oilfield workers, Indians, and generally nice people who love the outdoors, and hate the way the rest of America lives. 90 percent of said population could probably kick your ass in half. By the by, not a favorite place for homosexuals (remember Matt Shepard?). Yes, everyone in Wyoming has a gun, and really wants to shoot something.
"I love living in Wyoming, its so beautiful and peaceful."
"Dude, its fucking empty, no one lives there!"
"I know numb-nuts, that's what makes it nice."
wyoming by GetoutofLaramie April 20, 2007

Wyoming Werewolf 

The act of dropping your pants, sticking your head between your legs, then spreading your hairy ass cheeks with both hands in order to make your bung hole howl like a werewolf.... OWWooooohhhh!!
Best executed on a unsuspecting friend at night.
Totally got Corey with the Wyoming Werewolf last night... I think he liked it.
Wyoming Werewolf by J D Dub September 27, 2009

wyoming whirlwind 

The act of turning around and farting into the face of the person giving you oral pleasure at the time.
Bob: I don't think that girl's ever going to call me again!
Eric: Why not?
Bob: Cuz i gave her the wyoming whirlwind last night. LOL.
Eric: Nice!
wyoming whirlwind by Karen420 November 10, 2008

Wyoming High School 

A small high school in Cincinnati, Ohio where everyone knows everyone else's shit. Most people come from very wealthy, mother fuckin, money makin families, and if you don't, then you probably aren't very cool. Of course, they are a few exceptions, but we don't need to discuss these special cases. Most people will be found dressed in sperry topsiders, ralph lauren, lacoste, etc. Cliques are everywhere and if you aren't in one, then who are you anyways? Everyone smokes and drinks and generally just likes to party all the time. It's kind of ridiculous and what they're known for. They have they're own slang, for example "got weak", "swoll", "skep", "geeked up" and many more. Also, people tend to be very jealous of Wyoming's athletic capabilities. Because they are just good at everything. And oh yeah, they were recently ranked 50th in the nation. So basically they're a bunch of smart asses.
"That was one skep Wyoming High School party last night. I got so weak when that one really swoll kid wearing the pink Ralphy got so geeked up at that scandalous video."

"Yeah I know man. That's the Wyo for ya."