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JK Wrangler Unlimited
Similar in definition to the aforementioned, JK Wrangler, the JK Wrangler Unlimited is the new 4 door version of the JK Wrangler (2007+). All the traits that apply to the JK Wrangler, also apply to the JK Wrangler Unlimited. Yes, my friends, this bad daddy also has solid axles (dual Dana 44s on the upscale Rubicon Unlimited trim), available factory electronic lockers, available sway bar disconnect, 32" BFGoodrich Mud Terrain tires, and a whole host of other amenities and features. What does this mean for the 21st century wheeler? The iconic Wrangler is now suitable for carrying the entire family and all their gear with ease. OR, the extra space can also be utilized, for...<ahem>, other EXTRACURRICULAR activities. Tu sabes??? ;) Once again, other 4x4s simply need not apply. FJ Cruiser? Go home. Ford Explorer? Bite me. Land Rover LR2? Why even bother? Acura RDX/MDX? All I can do is snicker, baby! Nissan Xterra? We established this, your boys will throw sand in your eyes if you buy this one! Porsche Cayenne? Stick to the mall parking lot! Let's see, am I forgetting anyone?...
OH YEAH! Hummer H2 and Hummer H3 owners take note: You all dropped $35+K on SUVs (note: I did NOT use the term 4x4...you're not worthy) that couldn't wheel themselves out of a moldy-ass cardboard box...let alone handle the dunes at Glamis, the rocks of Moab, or even the mud of the Deep South. Do us all a favor and slap some chrome 24" Zenettis on your mall cruisers and stick to toolin' down the boulevard. Okay? Well, I do believe we are finished here. Have a GREAT day. :)
OH YEAH! Hummer H2 and Hummer H3 owners take note: You all dropped $35+K on SUVs (note: I did NOT use the term 4x4...you're not worthy) that couldn't wheel themselves out of a moldy-ass cardboard box...let alone handle the dunes at Glamis, the rocks of Moab, or even the mud of the Deep South. Do us all a favor and slap some chrome 24" Zenettis on your mall cruisers and stick to toolin' down the boulevard. Okay? Well, I do believe we are finished here. Have a GREAT day. :)
"After threatening my vision with thrown sand, my boys convinced me to snag a JK Wrangler, however, I remembered the little lady at home and my two rugrats, so I decided to do them one better and step up to the JK Wrangler Unlimited. Who's throwing the sand now, suckas???"
JK Wrangler Unlimited by Russ D. February 15, 2008
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Pussy Wrangler
Pronunciation: pʊsi/ræŋɡlə(r)
Is a term applied to a Female Celebrity's Wardrobe Assistant whose primary purpose
is to ensure that their employer's vagina is not exposed in Public.
Originally the term Pussy-Wrangler was a nineteenth Century term used to describe a Cat Corral-er
or a Cat Whisperer or someone usually involved with catching or taming of free range Felines.
Is a term applied to a Female Celebrity's Wardrobe Assistant whose primary purpose
is to ensure that their employer's vagina is not exposed in Public.
Originally the term Pussy-Wrangler was a nineteenth Century term used to describe a Cat Corral-er
or a Cat Whisperer or someone usually involved with catching or taming of free range Felines.
Usage 1: "Miley's Camel Toe was eating so much of her shorts that I had to super-glue
her Panty's elastic seam to her inner thigh so nobody would get a peek at her vulva!
But hey a Pussy Wrangler's job is never done."
Usage 2: "Damn if it wasn't for that Pussy Wrangler we would've seen Pink's Pink!"
her Panty's elastic seam to her inner thigh so nobody would get a peek at her vulva!
But hey a Pussy Wrangler's job is never done."
Usage 2: "Damn if it wasn't for that Pussy Wrangler we would've seen Pink's Pink!"
Pussy Wrangler by Dr.Cyclopz October 20, 2018
Lolcow Wrangler
My friend Krystal is a lolcow wrangler. She plays videos of lolcows on YT and then links her cash app.
Lolcow Wrangler by romhack64 January 23, 2023
JK Wrangler
The most worthy successor to the Jeep Wrangler TJ (1997-2006 may she R.I.P.). The Jeep Wrangler JK (2007+) is, to put it simply: a trail BEAST! The top of the line (JK Rubicon) has dual Dana 44 axles, a front sway bar disconnect, factory axle lockers, and BFGoodrich Mud Terrain tires. Many will argue, some will disagree...but ALL must recognize the skill of this vehicle. Oh yeah, and by the way...this thing straight owns the Toyota FJ Cruiser, Nissan Xterra, Ford Explorer, and Land Rover LR2. You want to get your wheel on? Do it in a JK. Tu sabes?
"I was thinkin' about buying a Nissan Xterra to go wheelin' with my boys, but then I realized that they would call me a poser and throw sand in my eyes, so I threw down on a JK Wrangler instead.
JK Wrangler by Russ D October 23, 2007
titty wrangling
When a flirty female (more often than not a ‘mudshark’) mocks your manhood with her breasts in a tarty fashion but despite your advances won’t bring them out of their shoulder holders, at which point you assist her in freeing them from their wire bra stables.
This chick has been giving me the run around for months now and she still teases me like this. It's about time to do a little titty wrangling!!
titty wrangling by Sayf-Guey Mayne June 20, 2011
lesbian wrangler
A man whose woman has left him for a woman, but the man continues to live in the same house with the lesbian couple.
lesbian wrangler by Zwall August 10, 2006