Wallet rape 

see steam sale

It's Steam Christmas Sale.
Wallet rape is imminent.

Wallet rape by Shezzar January 8, 2014

Walletosis 

A condition or state of something that is a waste of time or of no use, straying from one subject to another that has no relevancy to the current topic.

Berman is seriously turning into Wallet. Not nearly that level, but he is definitely showing early signs of Walletosis.

Walletosis by heater26 March 7, 2014

Weller

A person that no matter what you say.. The first words out of mouth are WELLL...then passive aggressive comments follow about how you are incorrect or a different way of doing things. Wellers are well known for prolonging meetings in the workplace. Never being wrong also is a common trait of Wellers.

I tried to have a conversation with Greg but found out he's a Weller after 5 minutes.

Weller by .............Mercuriodfgsdfgfs May 22, 2020

Prison wallet 

The anal cavity of a convict, used to store valued possessions like drugs and weapons. Keistering is the fine art of stashing and withdrawing items from the prison wallet.

How'd he get that shit past security?
Easy, he just stashed it in his prison wallet.

Prison wallet by K. Washington July 26, 2016

pull a wilbert

Failing and disappointing everyone in last possible moment while trying to get a world record on D14-Endurance.

He is on wr pace, but he is going to pull a wilbert.

pull a wilbert by hdfin3rq February 26, 2021

walletfuck 

When a captive audience of consumers, such as concertgoers or tourists, wind up paying through the nose for low quality food or merchandise.

You can't escape a helluva walletfuck in these little beach town shops and restaurants.

walletfuck by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2017

Jackie welles 

The alternative name to the famous Moscow mule. Made with vodka, spicy ginger beer, and lime juice. But the special ingredient that makes this drink a jackie welles is a dash of LOVE.

You ever order a Jackie welles?
No whats in it?
Simple just vodka, limejuice, and ginger beer. Oh and a splash of love.

Jackie welles by Scaryan December 12, 2020