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wanderlust 

A word used by pumpkin spiced drinking white girls to declare that they would suck each and every single dick necessary to get away from their hometowns. Usually used in a hashtag, accompanied by a scenic photograph.
Let the wanderlust take me wherever mother nature goes, so long as I can still order a non-fat tall mocha latte with soy milk and caramel drizzle.
wanderlust by puckyoself September 4, 2016
A cheifly British term used to identify one who masturbates.
"Get that kid off my ice you little wankers!"
wankers by Frost March 12, 2004
A mild form of anxiety brought on by the need to have a wank. Wankciousness. It is nothing more than a nagging feeling or a slight urge to masturbate, but still enough to upset the individual. The feeling can only be alleviated by actually performing the art of masturbation or getting someone else to do same.
I really need to get home soon as I'm feeling ever so slightly wankcious.' 'You have a wankcious look on your face.
wankcious by The Wankcious Stranger December 24, 2010

wankers burn 

wankers burn is not unlike a chinese burn, it happens when your straight up and down action developes a slight sidewards twist , thus causing surface errosion of the penis , can be treated by using a splint made out of ice lolly sticks and cotton wool dipped in linseed oil and tar , leave on for a couple of weeks and bobs your uncle good as new and ready for the next round, wankers burn support groups are available ,
doc wats the cure for wankers burn , a fat chick with the pox
wankers burn by jizzcannon1 February 21, 2011

Wanderfuss 

The feelings of anxiety before beginning travelling or moving.
Ganymede: I'm moving next week and I'm really worried.

Xavios: Don't wanderfuss. It's going to be alright

wankers cramp 

When the Wrist or indeed Hand becomes stiff or excessively limp due to large amounts of masturbation, usually occours in ugly, single men. see also Carpolitis
"whats that cast on your Wrist Simon?, It appears that you're suffering from Wankers cramp!"