Verbal Fire Hydrant 

A person who's going on and on about a subject they're interested in, not letting others get a word in edgewise. By spewing a constant stream of information, they become the human equivalent of an open fire hydrant.

Jeez, Jon, you haven't stopped talking about 3D printing all night; you're being a real verbal fire hydrant!

Verbal Fire Hydrant by TheJanePlane June 3, 2015

verbal flashbang 

A word, sentence, or phrase that takes the reader off guard. Can be silly, threatening, or confusing.

An example of a verbal flashbang:

"You are uninvited to my birthday party."

verbal flashbang by TotallyNotASoviet September 1, 2020

verbal abuse 

A form of abuse in which the abuser verbally criticizes, degrades, or harasses the victim. This can come in a range of forms, from subtle criticisms to blatant insults, and is most often in a hostile manner.

Jenna is a victim of verbal abuse: her stepmom would criticize her fashion choices frequently, just out of spite.

verbal abuse by El Chihuahua Africano April 4, 2019

verbal abuse 

To abuse without physical contact, but simply by using words and insults.

"Your dad's a lesbian named Vicky!" - Verbal Abuse.

verbal abuse by Bastardized Bottomburp August 2, 2003

verbal tipping 

Acknowledging a waiter/waitress by telling them what a good job they did serving your table. Often used by old people and usually unaccompanied by a monetary tip.

I wish I could have told those old people off for the verbal tipping they gave me, but they were just so nice I didn't have the heart.

verbal tipping by roundthewheel June 10, 2008

Verbal Dick 

To talk serious crap to someones face so that they have nothing more to say and they shutup.

Person1: shut yo fat ass up!
Person2: Nile turn yo short ass around over there looking like an umpa lumpa.
Person1: ....(silent)......
Person2: I just gave Nile the Verbal Dick

Verbal Dick by Camacamanana March 11, 2010

verbal shart 

A parapraxis; when a person knows exactly what they're going to say, but when they say it, it comes out as something else.

J: I'm going to work on my car soon. First I'll work on the transmission...
S: What? You can't screw around with the transmission.
J: I meant the remote starter. Wtf. Sorry, that was a verbal shart.

verbal shart by Polly G. Crackers October 27, 2013