Credit Union

A non-profit, member owned financial institution. Unlike banks, Credit Unions are not out to rip off their customers with a fee for every little thing they do.

Credit Unions usually have better rates on loans, savings accounts and CDs.

Greedy banks are out to squeeze every dime out they can from their customers and make obscene profits. They think Credit Unions have an unfair advantage because of their non-profit tax-exempt status. If banks were not so greedy and corrupt and treated their cutomers right, they would not need to fear competition!

After putting up with years of abuse from my bank, I switched to the local Community Credit Union. Now I have free checking, free atm card and a lot less hassle!

Credit Union by Charles_U_Farley September 11, 2010

state of the union 

insider speech given by the U.S. president every January outlining the plans of the nation for the upcoming year; the president always opens the speech with the sentence "The state of the union is strong" and 95% of the stuff he says in the never gets done

The state of the union is strong

state of the union by i'm smarter than smart April 30, 2006

Woodstock Union High School 

A wonderful place where everyone smokes weed and drinks. The student body consists of almost all preppy rich kids, stoners, and redneck trash. A small portion of the school, often referred to as the "brothers" (not a reference to black people, which there are none of in Vermont) actually know how to get jiggy with it on the weekends. Also, almost everyone sells pot.

Guy 1: Hey man, where can I get some weed?

Guy 2: Just ask any of the students at Woodstock Union High School, they're all selling or tokin'.

Woodstock Union High School by VanillaThunder February 24, 2015

uninsanitationalizationalizing 

Crazy. Or something that is insane. Making no sense. Invented to describe something in high school art class.

That piece of art that Randi made is uninsanitationalizationalizing! I mean, Look at it Ms. Scott, it's just crazy. It's almost as bad as the scaps I have on my hand.

uninsanitationalizationalizing by JERJR January 18, 2009

uninstil 

noun

refers to a gradual or progressive measure which functions in reverse to instil. Whereby instil is a measure which gradually but firmly establishes in the mind of either an individual or a society at large ( a predefined idea/ attitude, viewpoint or cultural or social norm ) . uninstil however in contrast, functions so to very progressively and gradually subvert, alter or efface a person or societies preexisting social political, cultural or religious idea, viewpoint or norm.

uninstil can best be described as the progressive and gradual eroding and effacing of the cultural, religious and social norms of American Indians.

uninstil by Baron Neville March 18, 2017

teachers union 

A group of corrupt retired teachers that leverage politics to strong arm parents and board of education people to get their unreasonable demands. They protect ineffective teachers that have not even tried to do their jobs since they got tenure. The Teachers Union is basically the mafia, they are so corrupt.

That school janitor touched kids and posted it on Tik Tok, but the Teachers Union is trying to get him a raise.

teachers union by FunTimeGuy001 September 9, 2020

Union Jake

(N) Someone who takes part in a Union Jake-off, then feels dirty afterwards and goes to vent about it on a disreputable forum filled with 14 year old nerds who have never gotten near a woman.

I saw a group of Union Jakes yesterday.

Union Jake by PhoenixRising January 22, 2009