Twitter 

An awful place run by the cancel cult (aka cancel vultures) who cancel people for 10 year old tweets (even though people change) just to cure their boredom

I will never use twitter because I do not want to be a cancel vulture and do not want to participate in cancel culture

Twitter by Cumdog with mustard April 28, 2021

twitter 

a website where gaggles of morons and bitchy teenagers argue about politics or tea on a regular basis.

without all that, it's just a website of fangirls and average people talking about literally anything.
overall, it's a fucking mess.

some guy: do you use twitter?
some other guy: oh yeah, i use it.
some guy: that website is a mess.
some other guy: agreed, that why i only use it to post pictures of leonardo decaprio, twitter kinda sucks

twitter by izzzzz October 14, 2018

Twitter user syndrome 

A sort of brain deficiency that occurs when you participate in too much Twitter drama. Causes the Twitter user to become divorced from reality and starts reaching in online discussions in order to virtue signal a made up issue, in turn causing everyone around them to get tired of them when they eventually bring made up issues into real life and threaten peace for everyone else whenever there is a laid back discussion that originally didn't include them and now does because they butted in to let everyone know of how righteous they are.

Person 1: So why was that person arguing with you and trying to dox you because of it?
Person 2: Don't know, they kept saying I'm a privileged male because I'm not into hairy women. They simply have Twitter user syndrome.

Twitter user syndrome by kaidrilled December 5, 2022

Donut Twitter 

Centrist Democrat Twitter. Mostly in reference to Democrats on Twitter who have a strong dislike for Bernie Sanders. Synonymous with "McResistance".

Dude, is Bernie really this hated?
Nah, it's just Donut Twitter.

Donut Twitter by IOnlySpeakTheTruth12345 November 24, 2019

twitter egg 

noun
(1) The default profile picture on Twitter.
(2) A person who uses the default profile picture on their Twitter account. The poor souls are not taken seriously by other users, and their picture is an easy target in any argument.

"Yeah? Well, you're just a Twitter egg with 2 followers *crying-laughing emoji* delete your account."

twitter egg by Michael Starace December 10, 2016

Twitter 

A virtual daycare for maladjusted adults.

A place where people think they are getting properly informed, which is a hubristic joke.

It is impossible to have anything substantive in 280 characters.

Person 1: Did you see the news about Syria on Twitter?

Person 2: "News" on Twitter? Was that a joke?

Person 1: Well I'm verified so if you think that I don't know what I'm talking about, you're the one that's mistaken. I have 589k followers who listen to what I have to say. I'm verified and have never lost an argument of Reddit.

Person 2: Jesus Christ, when was the last time you read a textbook?

Twitter by James R Clobum April 30, 2020

Twitter 

People screaming at each other.

Twitter is just people screaming at each other.

Twitter by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh June 25, 2022