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Ocean Township High School 

Absolute hell on earth, this school teaches you how to be the ultimate loser. Don't expect to go far after graduation, if you even make it there. The teachers may be dumber than the students, who mostly have IQs below 0 in the first place. A mix of low class dirty degenerates and rich snobs, you will have no problem getting into heroine or becoming a prostitute. If you want to learn, you might as well just stay home, don't count on having a class where you do anything other than sit there on your phone. The hallways are filled with trash, and the toilets are filled with shit. The people who run the place might as well be kindergarteners or monkeys, as they would probably be better at their jobs. If you want your life ruined, this is the place to be.
Random person: How's life?
Me: I mean I went to Ocean Township High school, what do you expect? I am now a stripper.

dulcet tones 

Soothing creaky dulcet tones are sounds that can put you to sleep, like those on the Sleep With Me Podcast
"Creaky Dulcet Tones"

Scooter - SleepwithmePodcast.com

Henry Townshend 

The Main Character and protagonist in Silent Hill 4: The Room. Henry is a calm, young man who never lets his feelings show. Henry moved into into Room 302 in an apartment complex called South Ashfield Heights, located in the medium sized city of Ashfield, which is about half a day's drive away from Silent Hill. Henry soon had nightmares and developed headaches, soon noticing that he has been locked inside of his apartment room for five days. Suddenly a large hole appears in his bathroom, and as the game progresses, get's larger. With no reason or warning, he is dragged into the depths of terror.
Person one: Dude, have you seen Jack?

Person two: No man, not at all. He's been shut in his room for days. Playing video games I expect.

Person one: Damn, what a Henry Townshend.

Pete Townshend 

Best guitarist the world has ever seen. Guitarist/Singer of Legendary rock band, The Who. Famed for writing the worlds two greatest rock operas, Tommy and Quadrophenia.
Known for his aggresive treatment of the guitar, feedback and power-chord style.
Limp Bizcut- I wish i could write like Pete Townshend can. Then i would have hits.

Unknown person- Wow, hold up man. Why dont you just cover his songs and slaughter them to pieces?

Devin Townsend 

Lead singer of Strapping Young Lad. Also sings really fucking hard.
Devin Townsend once sang so hard he blacked out and shit his pants.
Devin Townsend by TheSeventhSymbol November 12, 2005

Monroe Township 

A suburban town located at the Southern most point of Middlesex County, New Jersey. Used to be a pretty quiet, calm place to live until a fuck ton of people started moving in and now they can't figure out where to put anybody. The traffic is horrible and despite the strain on the roads, they keep building a shit ton of houses because hey, the more property tax revenue the better right? There is virtually nothing to do in this strange town of approximately 44,000 people. The entire lifeblood of the town is essentially its "great school system", which pretty much consists of a couple of elementary schools, an overcrowded middle school which has now resorted to trailers, in which the residents rejected a referendum to expand and/or build a new middle school TWICE, and also a huge ass high school, which in reality still isn't big enough to support the number of new kids being enrolled every year. The high school pretty much consists of your average stuck up, preppy suburban white boy/white girl assholes who smoke pot and juul in the bathrooms. They think they're gangsters and think that Jamesburg is "the hood". Alongside them are the minorities, AKA asian, latino, and blacks who are in very small numbers compared to essentially 50% white, 49% indian and 1% other minorities.

Everyone pretty much smokes pot and doesn't give a fuck.

All in all, a great place to live if you're willing to put up with the day-to-day faggotry/degeneracy.
P1: Ugh, man! This place sucks!
P2: I know, it's almost like we're back in Monroe Township again.