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Going to Afghanistan

Got to get real
Creaky you need to get real, your going to war
Creaky by TimTheTiger April 24, 2021

Creaky door 

When a women's vagina hasn't had any sexual intercourse or pleasure for a while.
'I haven't had any sexual pleasure since Dave, it's starting to become a creaky door'
Creaky door by Emzo19 May 13, 2016

Creaky Window 

Where one has a fart on the mic and tries to play it off as being their window creaking.
Commonly found when playing on PlayStation 4 when talking to friends.
"Oh my god. My windows CREAKING again."
"Alright, Whos got a Creaky Window?"
"My WINDOW just CREAKED again."
Creaky Window by NinjaDave February 12, 2018

creaky pussy 

1.) a vagina that’s often makes a creaking noise.
2.) a body of water (creek) that’s shaped like a vagina.
1.) “Katie looks like she has a creaky pussy.”
2.) “Dude, I have a little creek near by that’s in the shape of a vagina. It’s so funny.”
creaky pussy by skullvabes May 26, 2022

Creaky Pee 

(n.) urine that is unnatural in color. Generally seen after a penis has spent too much time in and/or around an asshole.
I just took the most glorious creaky pee of my life.
Creaky Pee by looby jew January 2, 2009

Creaky Barn Door 

A code for men. Referring to a heavily used woman; with a stretched and possibly odorous vaginal canal.
Hey bro watch out for Rebecca she is a creaky barn door.

Dude I got laid at the party last night. "Yeah but she's a creaky barn door bro." Ah fuck.

Her legs spread open and you come to the realization that she's a creaky barn door. Shut that door and run like hell.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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