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(number here)-timing 

A condition where one person is cheating on somebody with a variable number of people. If it's two people, two-timing, if it's five people, five-timing, and so on. Anime characters have an unfortunate tendency to do this, especially males.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear? Apparently, Johhny's two-timing on his girlfriend.
Guy 2: Better than that guy in anime. That guy's 16-timing, and that's not including the 2 girls in the past. (number here)-timing
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Toking Points 

1. Talking points used for the purpose of furthering the argument to make cannabis legal.

2. Intelligent, insightful, or provocative thoughts someone decides to express while stoned.

(Inspired by the cannabis activist brand of the same name)
1. Billy's toking points were enough to make the D.A.R.E. officer drop his head, slump out of the classroom, and question his whole career.

2. Last night while baking, we were dropping toking points so heavy we had to pull out the video camera. After sober review, we discovered one of our "revolutionary ideas" was to fix Africa by giving everyone cheesecake.
Toking Points by T. Panda February 9, 2013
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Midnight Toking 

The most joyous of smoking experiences. It occurs between the glorious hours of midnight and 1 a.m. Once the clock reads 1:01, it is now the blunting hours.
It's midnight! Grab the gang and let's go enjoy some midnight toking.
Midnight Toking by TittyCream November 6, 2012

Marcell Toing 

The worlds greatest dog chef
(just search ratatoing on youtube it won't disapoint]
Chef Marcell Toing prepares the most delicious and exotic dishes, always using special secret ingredients OOOoOOOOOOh I must say that smells delicious.

That ain't cheese it's just plastic. pReCiSeLy
Depending on context it can mean what vibe/ the type of energy your on at a given moment
Guy 1: “ Right when I came home I grabbed her neck and pushed her up against the wall and she loved that shit”
Guy 2: “Damn you were on demon timing my boy”
Timing by Zeyung June 25, 2021

Awkward Timing 

When someone comments on something at an unnecessary moment
A man tells his friend that his mom is hot and doesnt realize she is behind him.

"That was some awkward timing"
Awkward Timing by Wooplah April 24, 2009

Siege Timing 

In Rainbow Six Siege, when holding an angle for 5 years, get bored and look away just to die right after.
Goddamnit I'm dead. I just looked away. Fucking Siege Timing. :(
Siege Timing by Tw1sted Elf 45 July 17, 2021