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Thomas stang 

En ekkel dude som ikke klarer å holde juvelene hans i boksa. Han suger i fortnite og generelt alt av spill men har aldri sett værre i GTA. Han liker minecraft da som gjør han til en av de mest populære på skolen. Han har null venner bare en snill pen jente som heter Lisa. Hun er mye bedre i alle spill og thomas misunner henne. Lisa er en god venn eneste grunnen til at thomas ikke omskjærer seg er fordi Lisa voldtar han om han gjør det. Thomas ønsker å drepe seg selv men hver gang han prøver ser han dt vakre ansiktet til Lisa og tenker hvordan skal han leve uten henne.
Lisa- du er perfekt sånn du er Thomas stang.
Thomas- *gråter* nei jeg er mega taper
Thomas stang by Breezerinmyteezer October 8, 2018
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Thomas Sanders 

Thomas Sanders is the most angelic and sweetest little gay bean in the world go subscribe to him on YouTube and follow him on twitter he is the bestest gay bean in the world that you could ever ask for along with Badboyhalo and Skeppy go subscribe to them too and follow them on twitter too also
Thomas Sanders by \~G.V.~/ November 27, 2020

TOMS Shoes 

An extraordinarily uncomfortable pair of canvas slippers that offer no arch support and will give you a sprained ankle every time you wear them. If you buy a pair of TOMS Shoes, the company will send an identical pair of these dangerous shoes to a child in a third-world country so they too can roll their ankle and walk with an awkward gait.

TOMS Shoes are made of unstructured canvas and cloth, making them even cheaper than the Chuck Taylor. They are popular with hipsters and kids that think they can save the world by buying things for themselves.

Wearers of TOMS Shoes truly and honestly think they are helping poor children by giving them free shoes; however, wearing TOMS may be more hazardous than going barefoot.
Aspiring Hippie NYU Student: - "I wear TOMS Shoes so an orphan in Columbia can get a free pair of shoes!!!

**rolls her ankle**

"Dammit! Not again..."
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Teen Girl: - I can't believe you're selfish enough to buy Asics! if you bought a pair of Toms, like the Jonas Brothers, some poor kid would have free shoes

Runner: - TOMS Shoes will give the child a lifetime of podiatric issues, why would I wish that on anyone? Know What? As soon as Asics gives away free Kayanos to Africa, I'll buy ten pairs!

Thomas Stone High 

A ghetto highschool in Waldorf Maryland. Home to many SMIB's, hooknasties, hambones, prostitots and the KRB, and some how rated as number 270 something in the countries best schools...how that happened, we may never know.
Also see: Waldorf, KRB, Operation Sound Off, SMIB
Man, Thomas Stone High is da shiz

Tomah Shuffle 

The act of stopping during a road trip for the sole purpose of shuffling passengers and drivers either within one car or across multiple cars in the convoy.

The reasons for a Tomah Shuffle vary and include but are not limited to: foul odor, fatigue, quarreling between passengers, payload issues, excessive banter, or because one was scheduled.

The origins of the name come from an abnormally cool late summer day. The boys were in the middle of the five hour trek from Milwaukee on their way to Minneapolis to visit LEGO land at mall of America as well as a round of mini golf if time allowed. Since it was lunch time. The boys decided to stop in Tomah, Wisconsin and visit the Kentucky Fried Chicken buffet to sample the local fare. However, to the disappointment of the boys, the buffet was taken out during a remodel prior to their arrival. Since there was no other reason to spend any amount of time in Tomah, the boys decided to get back into the car and continue their journey. Due to the excitement and later devastation caused by the buffet, the boys forgot their seating arrangement and had to make a new one on the spot, thus the Tomah Shuffle was born.
Since we were four hours into our nine hour drive and I was getting too tired to drive, we decided to pull onto the Casey’s general store parking lot and pull of a Tomah Shuffle to choose a new driver so it was safe to continue the 30 mile drive to the nearest kwik trip where we could stop and buy some coffee and Mac and cheese before finishing the journey.
Tomah Shuffle by Deadeye Donny August 19, 2019

Thomas st andre 

Wow look at that Thomas st andre over there

Thomas Sharpe 

The most gentlemanly, Respectful, Charming, Seductive, Alluring...(You get the point)..Man alive- er...never mind. His cheek bones forgot to protect him, and he got stabbed.

Deserved better. 10/10 Good boy; only let his sister kill his wives twice.
"Did you watch Crimson Peak?"
"No, not yet, whats it about?"
"Its about this girl, and this guy names Thomas Sharpe, who is so handsome and- gods his voice is great-"
"You've got me hooked with that, lemme pull up netflix."
Thomas Sharpe by Adhdwriter August 2, 2021