Jim-Jim the Sad Marmalade 

Jim-Jim is a very sad marmalde without any friends. He needs your help to lift his spirits!

Please be friends with my marmalade =(

Jim-Jim the Sad Marmalade by Chokey February 19, 2005

Jim the Cop'd 

The act of wasting your alcoholic beverage from your mouth to your shirt when trying to chug more than you can handle i.e.: shot gun, beer bong or just being too drunk to drunk to properly get beverage from point A (hand) to point B (mouth).

From the drinking show "Three sheets" with Zane Lamprey

Carlos attemped to shot gun his beer but was so bad at it he Jim the Cop'd all over his shirt

Jim the Cop'd by Secca January 19, 2010

The Slim Jim 

When you give a girl anal for so long your dick turns brown and you have her suck the shit off of your dick like she was eating a slim jim
**Anthony**

My girl love the slim jim after anal

The Slim Jim by A-town stay down November 7, 2007

Jim the Chair

Boyfriend of Smera, previously believed to be dead, when seen he is usually kicked

I saw Jim the Chair yesterday and I thought he was a ghost.

Jim the Chair by Yucky295Ducky582 December 5, 2022

screwin the slim jim 

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle

Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.

screwin the slim jim by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016

big jim and the twins 

penis and testes

big jim and the twins by Anonymous October 24, 2002

big jim and the twins 

the schlong and the nuts
the sausage and eggs
the wang and the balls
the banana and the apples

you know the man parts
the penis and the testicles!!!

big jim and the twins by Bozz Hawg March 29, 2004