Tex-Mex 

1) The characteristically spicy style of Mexican food of Texas, influenced by non-Mexican cuisine (i.e. Texas barbecue).

2) The style of norteño (northern Mexican) music associated with South Texas; also known as Tejano. Instruments used include the accordion and the bajo sexto (a twelve-string bass-rhythm guitar).

We're going out for some Tex-Mex food tonight in San Antonio, so bring your Pepto-Bismol.

Tex-Mex by LudwigVan December 12, 2003

Tex-ass 

Tex-ass: an obnoxious and conservative Republican possessing an over-inflated sense of self-importance and historical destiny --- most often from the State of Texas --- who attempts to impose his own religious and dogma upon other individuals in society through bills and resolutions enacted in law by constitutional local, state, and federal governments.

The Tex-ass legislator began to cite out-of-context Bible scripture in defense of his anti-legal abortion legislation when he was interrupted by a female news reporter who pointed out that the Christian Bible never explicitly prohibits abortion

Tex-ass by ElmerGantry May 1, 2015

Tex Ritter

To have anal sex with a woman.

Hit her, hit her, hit her in the shitter,

like ole Tex Ritter woulda did her!

Tex Ritter by johnnymack March 21, 2017

Tex Mex 

Anything of mixed Texan and Mexican heritage, especially food and music.

Biff: Let's grab some Mexcian food, dude!
Juan: Sure, but you can't find the real deal in these parts. We'll have to settle for some Tex Mex.

Tex Mex by Steve Deere April 7, 2008

tex mex jumbalaya jig 

when a freakishly wierd kid, usually a uni-browed mexican, throws down some insane dance moves and shocks the world.

Alex did a tex mex jumbalaya jig at lunch

tex mex jumbalaya jig by spacob jurgeon November 15, 2010

Tex Sext

Tex Sext the form of texting sexual innuendos

Friend: Did he just send you a tex sext?
Her: I said "how are you?
Him: How is the dildo?
Her: Did you just tex sext me?

Tex Sext by texsexpert December 12, 2019

Tex Sext

tex sext the form of texting sexual innuendos

Friend: Did he just send you a tex sext
Her: I said "how are you?"
Him: How is the dildo?
Her: Did you just 'tex sext me?'

Tex Sext by texsexpert December 12, 2019