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Name of famous 1930's singing cowboy now rhyming slang for "shitter"
I bet she takes it up the Tex Ritter
by The Big M May 30, 2006
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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To have anal sex with a woman.
Hit her, hit her, hit her in the shitter,

like ole Tex Ritter woulda did her!
by johnnymack March 21, 2017
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