Joshua Teenie Tapper

Noun

Derogatory name for a man with a penis of far below average size.

(girl 1) "how did last night go?"

(girl 2) "Thanks to Joshua Teenie Tapper, I had to fake it. I didn't even orgasm until after he left!"

Joshua Teenie Tapper by ALoverOfLove August 14, 2016

sack tapper 

one who likes to smack a male's "bean bag"

Dre got me like 12 times yesterday.
yea he is a real sack tapper.

sack tapper by DynoLigos September 28, 2006

cock tapper 

One who spends excessive amounts of time boosting another's ego, possibly by whipping out his cock and tapping it against someone else's cock.

- Did you see Skeeter Turban and Stuffle Cunt cock tapping each other all night?
- Good for them, they need the ego boost.
- It was going on so long that I thought those cock tappers would jiz on each other's faces.

cock tapper by btm. October 30, 2008

sac tapper 

Someone who is being a son of a bitch. Or an annoying asshole.

Seth stop being such a fuckin sac tapper, I told you I will get that shit for you later.

sac tapper by J-fro March 9, 2005

Crapper Tapper 

A Crapper Tapper is another name for "Fudge Packer's".
It's when you Tap the Crap with your penis, while its inside the others ass. Usually used to make fun of 2 guy's who are close and always together.

God...Ryan and Steve are such Crapper Tapper's.

Crapper Tapper by Mighty M August 3, 2009

vagina tapper 

A vagina tapper is some one in high school who is considered the coolest and goes to the party fuckin all the girls with the good pussy he is a fuck boy

Yo Tyrone jimmy neutron is such a fuckin vagina tapper

vagina tapper by Jimmy davids June 21, 2016

Water Tapper 

When a man's penis hangs low in the toilet bowl, and touches the water below.

Man 1: "Good lord I had a water tapper in the Walmart bathroom today."

Man 2: "You're dick is that long?"

Water Tapper by Jhicks976 October 5, 2021