Squirt 

Basically something that happens when you have sex. It's a good feeling.

I squirted and it felt good

Squirt by Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmlife May 31, 2016

Squirt 

A neighbor who talks openly about their enjoyment of recieving it up the butt, and brags about how it makes her "squirt". She will openly talk about this personal subject in front of several males that are present.

I love it up the butt, it makes me squirt!

Squirt by acorndrive October 27, 2010

Squirt 

'She squirted her inner juices all over'

I was shagging the fuck out of Hannah one night in my bedroom, and she squirted so much, and then my dog walked in and he opened his mouth for it, and she still couldnt stop! i was so embarsed, but i made her squirt so bad! 'She squirted her inner juices all over'

Squirt by Scotty2Hottygh April 2, 2009

squirt 

When you do sumn better than someone else or beat them in something

I deadass just squirted on you bro
Chillll that sound gay as hell

squirt by dr1pg0dd June 11, 2020

squirt 

Squirt(vb)

The act of "involuntary" urination when pressure is placed on the perineal muscle after having achieved orgasm.

"I was scrogging her and she squirted all over me. It was cool."

squirt by Lordpoee March 2, 2004

Squirt 

1 n. Small daughter or son.

Hey daddies little squirt, get me a beer.

Squirt by fatbulldog50 February 3, 2010

squirt 

a kid (usually male) who is small, kinda cute but not really, and can be annoying.

Squirts usually distinguish themselves by trying to be an upper class man when they are a freshman. although squirts are annoying and small like gremlins, they are still needed in society.

ryan: wow did you see that squirt today, he was all up and crazy.

joe: yeah he is very annoying whay does he try to hang with us?

ryan: I dont know, but i feel like he needs to annoy us, like my aunt jane!

joe: i hate your aunt, but you sill gotta love her, like squirt!

squirt by mjrizzle December 1, 2010