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smuggling poptarts 

any sexual favor that you don't want to tell your friends about.
Jennifer was smuggling poptarts last week.
smuggling poptarts by Nyutan June 17, 2009

boob snuggling 

to rest one's cheek between the breasts of a sex friend or significant other for the purpose of comfort.
After a particularly vigorous round of sexual intercourse, Rosie felt a little "boob snuggling" was in order so she could promptly fall asleep ensconced in Charlie's ample bosom.

smuggling yo-yos 

describes one who has a wordcamel toe/word.
smuggling yo-yos by Dave October 12, 2003

smuggling arby's 

When a girls labia is exposed, or has the potential to be exposed via short skirt or shorts.
When that girl bent over, it looked like she was smuggling arby's
smuggling arby's by RichW July 14, 2006

smuggling a muppet 

To be well hung: To have a large penis.
Wow, look at daniel craig, he's smuggling a muppet!
smuggling a muppet by zipwolf November 10, 2008

bone smuggling 

1. To conceal one's gender (male only)
2. To hide one's penis from view.
The hooker's client got really upset when he found out it was bone smuggling.
bone smuggling by Lunchbox March 28, 2003