shinerism 

When a woman looks fit from behind, but then turns around and proves to be anything but.

That woman over there has a really bad case of shinerism!

shinerism by Cool Dude September 28, 2004

fucking spiders 

An exclamation of sheer disbelief or wonder.

Fucking spiders, check out the legs/tits/arse on her

fucking spiders by Mad Mikki Bongo July 25, 2014

spidersona 

An OC or persona inspired by Spider-Man, and more specifically the ‘Into The Spiderverse’ movie. These characters typically resemble Spider-Man in some way, but have their own characteristics, design, and/or abilities that set them apart.

“Here’s my spidersona, Spider Heart!”

(-Instagram caption)

spidersona by goose_pigeon January 12, 2019

Spiders

THIS IS A TERIFYING BUG

H: What’s your boggart Ron?
R: sPiDeRS tHeY WaNt me tO TaP dAnCe

Spiders by Simp for the Marauders January 7, 2021

spiders legs 

Stray pubic hairs of impressive length escaping from the sides of an undergarment, e.g. swimsuit
see also beetle bonnet

spiders legs by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

farting spiders

Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart

Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?

No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet

farting spiders by superfunhappyslide July 2, 2008

well im not here to fuck spiders 

used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.

your at a pizza place and the guy asks

pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders

well im not here to fuck spiders by illigalnavy November 23, 2015