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Chael Sonnen 

Former MMA athlete turned ESPN journalist known for his amazing talking skills
"My phone rings, they call me up and say, 'Chael, your testosterone level is too high.' I say, 'Well, how high was it?' They say, '0.7.' I said, 'What's normal?' They say, '0.6.'; I said, 'One-tenth? You're telling me I'm one-tenth higher than the average man? Re-test that - you must have caught me on a low day.'" (Chael Sonnen answering to a question about a failed drug test)
Related Words
1. to be completely and utterly defeated or destroyed by another individual with extreme prejudice
2. to be owned, or served in utter humiliation or submission
3. to father
1,2. "Yo, this Jackie Chan mothafucka tried to fight me and I sonned the shit out of him."

3. "Tyrone, come look at the beautiful child you have sonned."
sonned by Jersey the bitch November 10, 2008
1) The action of being capable of calling someone else "son", in a derogatory sense.

Wow, you just got sonned.

sonned by Brad C December 30, 2005

Laurel Sunnie 

A hippie-gypsy, pot-smoking, criminal defense chick, who also wears stillettos.
Client#1: Did you see that Laurel Sunnie coming out of court? Damn...
Client#2: Damn...
Laurel Sunnie by Shelawyer December 25, 2012

Sonnet 153 

Cupid laid by his brand, and fell asleep:
A maid of Dian's this advantage found,
And his love-kindling fire did quickly steep
In a cold valley-fountain of that ground;
Which borrow'd from this holy fire of Love
A dateless lively heat, still to endure,
And grew a seething bath, which yet men prove
Against strange maladies a sovereign cure.
But at my mistress' eye Love's brand new-fired,
The boy for trial needs would touch my breast;
I, sick withal, the help of bath desired,
And thither hied, a sad distemper'd guest,
But found no cure: the bath for my help lies
Where Cupid got new fire--my mistress' eyes.
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Sonnet 153 by Shakespeare May 25, 2004
Pop-rocks for your mind. Deceptive packages that set off unexpected explosions.
The sonnet is a poetic form of fourteen lines -- everything else about it has been experimented with.

1. Wilfred Owen's Anthem for Doomed Youth:

What passing-bells for these who die as cattle?
Only the monstrous anger of the guns.
Only the stuttering rifles' rapid rattle
Can patter out their hasty orisons.
No mockeries now for them; no prayers nor bells,
Nor any voice of mourning save the choirs,--
The shrill, demented choirs of wailing shells;
And bugles calling for them from sad shires.

What candles may be held to speed them all?
Not in the hands of boys, but in their eyes
Shall shine the holy glimmers of good-byes.
The pallor of girls' brows shall be their pall;
Their flowers the tenderness of patient minds,
And each slow dusk a drawing-down of blinds.

2. W. B. Yeats' Leda and the Swan:

A sudden blow: the great wings beating still
Above the staggering girl, her thighs caressed
By the dark webs, her nape caught in his bill,
He holds her helpless breast upon his breast.

How can those terrified vague fingers push
The feathered glory from her loosening thighs?
And how can body, laid in that white rush,
But feel the strange heart beating where it lies?

A shudder in the loins engenders there
The broken wall, the burning roof and tower
And Agamemnon dead.

Being so caught up,
So mastered by the brute blood of the air,
Did she put on his knowledge with his power
Before the indifferent beak could let her drop?
Sonnet by dawn easterbrook May 12, 2009