thumbing in a softie

The term given to pushing a flaccid penis into the vagina.

Drunk dude: Im too pissed, its never gonna work
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.

thumbing in a softie by Jared Ellis January 18, 2008

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thumbing a softie

to use one's thumb or finger in an attempt to prop up one's soft, flacid, floppy penis during intercourse

Robbie Houstoun, AKA 'Floppy Robby' is thumbing a softie, but isnae fooling anybody

thumbing a softie by macfear August 23, 2014

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Mr. Softie

Fake Penis for Packing in Your Pants, akin to a dildo BUT only intended to be worn for show in underwear. FTM trans. sometimes wear these, or men with a small package who want to appear larger. Brand Name.

I was packing my Mr. Softie in my panties and he fell out.
Mr. Softie sure looks better than a roll of Quarters in your pants.

Mr. Softie by fixitman July 6, 2010

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Miss Softie

"Instant pussy" - two plastic bags welded together and filled with water.

Miss Softie is one of our more popular fake pussies

Miss Softie by Anonymous November 21, 2002

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Cuddling a softie

The point during sex when, even after unsuccesfully attempting to "thumb in the softie", the dissatisfied "thumbee" consoles the "thumbeur" by hugging his softie in a sympathetic embrace.

Stuey: So... how did you get on with that slug last night? You didn't have to thumb in a softie again did ya?

Sam: The poor bitch didn't even get that. But she did fall asleep cuddling a softie, so at least she didn't go home empty-handed.

Cuddling a softie by Poppa Stuey December 15, 2011

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free softie

When you get a handjob from a fast food employee.

I went to Wendy's and I got a free softie.

free softie by Mr. Spackle Tackle February 13, 2021

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mr. softie

the act of taking a really soft, continous shit. It's as if your ass is a Cravel soft ice-cream machine and the flavor is always chocolate.

Damn, that mr. softie I just took sure smells really bad, but feels so good!

mr. softie by lavazza July 28, 2006

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