if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin 

How guys in general(especially black guys) explain they only go for white girls. This term makes other races of women very angry.

"Bro there was a black girl trying to rizz you up"

"That's her business bro, if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin"

if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin by Tobacco_boy October 19, 2022

Snowed 

Medical slang term for when a person has reached a level of drug intoxication that greatly alters their level of conciousness, usually only orietend to themselves.

Why is that patient laughing at the wall? The nurse snowed him out with morphine. He won't be feeling anything for awhile.

Snowed by Romulancloak October 14, 2016

Snowvengeance 

Using snow to intentionally piss off a neighbor who did something rude with the snow...

I felt an intense need for snowvengeance after my neighbor was done shoveling his car out, and in the processed blocked my car in.

Snowvengeance by blizzard bound February 10, 2010

snowverdose

An overdose of wintery weather. Major signs of a snowverdose include cabin fever, grouchy behavior, and fighting among family members.

All these slick roads, lack of class cancellation, and ominous reports from the weatherman are likely to give me a snowverdose.

snowverdose by Mathcat February 26, 2011

snowtercycle 

The more appropriate way to refer to a snowmobile. It drives on snow, it has handlebars, and it has wheels (well, sorta), so there's enough grounds to put it in the bike family. Similar to calling a jet-ski a boatercycle.

I take my snowtercycle up to the slopes every other weekend to shred some powder.

snowtercycle by Fat & Furious February 6, 2014

Southern snowpeeper 

A Southerner who rises intermittently during the night and peeps out the window to see if it actually snowed as the weatherman predicted. It snows so seldom in the South, some excitement rises even in adults at the possibility of seeing it actually snow!

I made like a Southern snowpeeper last night. I was so eager just to see a flake or two! Now I'll be tired all day..

Southern snowpeeper by People Watcher January 7, 2010

Anti-Snowite 

(n.) An anti-snowite is an individual who has an extreme, irrational prejudice and hatred of snow.

Derek: “Babe, there’s two feet of snow on the ground. It’s beautiful outside. Let’s take out the sled and slide down Queen Anne Avenue!”

Brandy: “Ugg. No way. I hate the snow.”

Derek: “Brandy, you’re such an anti-snowite!”

Anti-Snowite by hockeyguy23 February 8, 2013