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Smudge Cuddling 

Bobby found a dead deer on the side of the highway and invited us to go smudge cuddling. I'm gonna go with him, you should come too.

Smudge Baby

A "Smudge baby" is born when a man or woman without pants (or with crotchless pants) is sitting on a sofa, and shits on the sofa and it smudges all over it.

Originating from a chinese pop song. Lyrics can be found here:

http://lyrics.robby.haryan.to/song.php?id=5257
Phil looked at Matt and observed drily, "Mark just birthed a smudge baby all over your sofa."
Smudge Baby by Carnifex2009 April 3, 2009

Smudge muffin

An obese woman that wears too much makeup.
Every office needs a good smudge muffin for solid comic relief.
Smudge muffin by Unkleslam May 8, 2015

Smudge on the Azu 

A Smudge on the Azu means that there is an issue with a plan, the smudge being the issue and the Azu being the good idea/plan. It basically means something's a little fucked that was supposed to be great
Yeah, why did Jessica cancel on you for that amazing date you planned? She really put a Smudge on the Azu

smudge cunt 

When a woman has been having sex many times for atleast 2-3 days or more and hasnt bathed or washed her vagina
After three days in the hotel room, dan asked her to wash her smudge cunt so he could go downtown
smudge cunt by Spennyboo April 13, 2009

Smudge-face 

Someone who looks like they have make-up on that they haven't taken off in years!!!
Girl1: She has such a Smudge-face!
Girl2: Yeah, I just want to give her a good scrub!!!