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cry shitting 

The act of straining so hard whilst shitting that you slowly weep, putting everyone else in the bathroom in an awkward situation
Person 1: Dude dont go in that bathroom I heard someone cry shitting.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.

shitting in my mailbox 

Used against a person who is a fucking blind motherfucker who plays all your goddamn videogames and is a foreskin who’s about learn about colors.
Yo, shit for brains! What god damn color is this ? Huh? You fucking blind motherfucker! Who the fuck do you think you are, coming here, shitting in my mailbox, playing my god damn video games? You’re gonna learn about colors you, you dumb foreskin!

sitting duck 

Term usually used/heard in combat. Means an individual or persons is extremly vulnerable, possibly out in the open and or helpess in their current position.
"Our men have no cover in that open field. They are sitting ducks to the enemy!"
sitting duck by UglyMug November 5, 2004

Sitting Andy 

n.
1. Coined by Ice Poseidon's audience, Sitting Andy is a nickname given to Z-list celebrity Andy Milonakis. Due to Andy's content on twitch.tv consisting of sitting and eating, it is an entirely appropriate and well deserved nickname.

n. and v.
2. A livestream on Twitch.tv's IRL section where the broadcaster would sit and eat while interacting with his/her audience. This can also be used as a verb.
Fuck sitting andy and leechbread!

Ok guys, I'm getting a bit hungry. Time to sitting andy in this section of the stream! Today I'll be having some korean bbq.

Shitting Out Kitten Tails

Defecating turds that look like kitten tails aka small and thin
Hey last night i was shitting out kitten tails after those mr noodles

shitting bricks 

we got away before they caught us, man we were shitting bricks
shitting bricks by Mike March 9, 2005