skewer belly

A form of abdominal distension caused by an erect penis that is too big for a woman's vaginal cavity.

I was having sex with my girl last night and we happened to get in a position that gave her skewer belly.

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Skewed

When you punch someone so hard their face become arranged and tilted to one side.

Person 1: Ayo you saw what happened last night at the bar to person 3?
Person 2: Yeah man, he got fucking skewed

Skewed by Jerkyman97 October 16, 2018

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"Skewl Sux"

Skewl by Jonneh Boi May 7, 2003

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School. Pronounced like skewer with an L in place of R.

I start skewel on monday.

Skewel by Teilor91 November 23, 2011

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Hey boys, keen to head to the pub for a couple skewies

Skewie by Vinesy82 April 20, 2017

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The mindset of viewing things through a new, or skewed, perspective; looking at things from a different angle; the act of not following the crowd.

My life has greatly improved ever since I’ve had a skewed perspective.

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Being filled with more penis than an anus or vagina can handle.

"Barry's dick is too big for you, you'll get skewered."

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