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nude skiing by TheTruth_ March 12, 2014
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nordic skiing
only the coolest sport ever. most downhillers sit on their fat asses on a chairlift and then use their weight to propel themselves down. they try to keep in shape for a sport that a)doesn't keep you in shape and b)really doesn't require you to be in shape. nordic skiers get a lot of shit for having spandex ski suits but they are kick ass and everyone knows it. they have to go UP the hills as well as down and they have to ski the flats. as compared to downhill skiers who get upset if they have a gradual downhill. nordic skiers have to stay in shape and be in shape or they'll have hell to pay in races. they have to haul their asses up and down terrain for 3-10 miles, as opposed to downhills skiers having thier asses pushed down a 2 mile (max) course. nordic skiers have to be balanced on their skinny as hell skis, while downhill skiers have fat skis to support their weight. put any nordic racer in a running/biking/kayaking/any sport requiring fitness competition and they'll whup a downhiller's ass. nordic skiers are comparable to xc runners and distance track kids, mostly because those are their alter egoes. anyone who says nordic's for wussies is obviously an idiot who couldn't perform physical activities to save their life and they should go fuck themselves because they have no idea what it's like to train for nordic skiing and to be a nordic skier.
Downhill skier: hey, i just got back from a race where i just sat back and allowed my weight to push me down the hill!
Nordic skier: i just got back from nordic skiing practice! we skiied 15 miles and then did hill intervals up our 1/2 mile hill!
Nordic skier: i just got back from nordic skiing practice! we skiied 15 miles and then did hill intervals up our 1/2 mile hill!
nordic skiing by distanceinanyform May 28, 2007
Skaine
the art of picking up chicks in town.
To skaine is the male equivalant of "being slutty"
A much nicer name for a man whore or sleaze
To skaine is the male equivalant of "being slutty"
A much nicer name for a man whore or sleaze
Skaine by soilderlysquid March 6, 2010
Indoor Skiing
Josh, Les, and I bought two 8 balls and spent the night indoor skiing with some strippers until we ran out. Luckily, Les had some more blow stashed away.
Indoor Skiing by The Jenkem King April 7, 2008
Synchronized Skating
A very up and coming popular figure skating sport. Teams from all over the world compete against each other. 12-20 members of each team have a program in which they compete the hardest moves for the highest points.
The world synchronized skating USA teams are Miami University and the Haydenettes. Miami University ended the Haydenettes winning streak in the 2005-2006 season even though they were ripped off in the 2004-2005 season.
Synchronized Skating by harryjeebuspotter July 19, 2006
skanger
People living in towns who were previously called "rough". Although located in urban areas throughout Ireland, most came from Dublin or were converted into a skanger by their Dublin friends or family. If involved in a conversation with non-skangers, it was most likely started by them, with something along the lines of "Here lad, ya got a lii? I beh I caaan seh yar hair on fyerrr", which translated into English means "Person in front of me I'm not acquainted with, have you got a cigarette lighter? I reckon I could set your hair on fire." Conversations amongst themselves usually begin with "waaaats de staaaaaree" (i.e. what's the story, i.e. how are things) before engaging in saying "staaaary" one after the other for awhile. Popular meeting points include doorways or other entrances/exits to passageways where only one entrance/exit exists.
While regarded by most as a serious social problem, it's unlikely the dreams of sending them all on a plane which may or may not land somewhere else will ever be reached given the lack of attention the issue is given because it's not "politically correct". Then again, neither is their behaviour but that doesn't stop them...
While regarded by most as a serious social problem, it's unlikely the dreams of sending them all on a plane which may or may not land somewhere else will ever be reached given the lack of attention the issue is given because it's not "politically correct". Then again, neither is their behaviour but that doesn't stop them...
Jet-skiing
When someone who has consumed too much alcohol passes out and you ride their unconscious body down the nearest set of stairs. Incredibly fun unless you're the one unconscious.
Jet-skiing by mcniggleston January 30, 2012