Delusional simper 

A classic simp who tries to hide that he is in fact the major simp. This is done by calling other people simp constantly creating an anti simp stance. Only smart people know how to spot a delusional simp.

Walle is calling Benne out for simping when he is innocent and Walle is in fact simping 24/7. Walle is being a delusional simper.

Delusional simper by Svennebanana February 16, 2021

Simmed 

Acting out your 13 year old murderous acts on a family of 5 to real people in your 20s

He forgot the gamecube jered!!! He needed to be simmed!!!

Simmed by Radwashereinel1996 October 25, 2018

Simmed 

Getting high to a point where one acts like a character from the popular Sims computer game.

Man: Yo you were so simmed last night
Man 2: I know i was ripppeeddd

Simmed by worddd sannnnn January 16, 2009

Simpe 

noun
The love experienced by a simp. Based on the seven subsections of platonic love.

"Gordo sacrificed his career for Lizzy McGuire. He had heavy simpe for Lizzy."

Simpe by gruchigang December 29, 2020

Simpering Pantywaist

a small man-boy who smiles in a self-consious and silly manner

"Geekwad over there is a simpering pantywaist" said Biff, the bully.

Simpering Pantywaist by Anonymous March 21, 2003

Skimped 

In weed terms (could apply to any drug, though), when you pay for a certain amount of product and get less than what you payed for. Or, in my case, when you give someone money to bring you back some bud and they never bring you back any at all, and say they "forgot it". Moral of the story is, kids, never front money.

I gave Malik twenty dollars for a gram of dank in English class and the next day he dropped out of school. I got skimped.

Skimped by Captainhurpdurp December 1, 2011

Simpess 

What you call a simp girl

Guy 1: bro she's really into me, she bought me a gift yesterday

Guy 2: bro trust me, she's a simpess

Simpess by dio_brando1737 August 28, 2020