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swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion 

When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.
It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!
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shining.tomh

Shining.tomh is a tom holland fan account with 2k followers who support her idol and have an amazing and unique talent!
Someone: “thank you! Your so sweet! I cant can we be friends ? Please?”
Shining.tomh: “why not? Your absolutely angel”

Big Dick Swinging

"Big Dick Swinging" is a phrase used to instill a sense of wellness and optimism into ones self before attempting to overcome a challenge for which one is not prepared.
Jill: "Are you ready for the math exam?"
John: "I'm going to walk into that exam Big Dick Swinging!"

Stinging Rodger 

The last few tokes of the joint. Called 'Stinging Rodger' because it stings your lips and fingers.
Sassy shook his burnt hand violently after smoking a Stinging Rodger.
Stinging Rodger by miklvy October 15, 2015

shining finger sword 

The basic special move of the GF13-017NJ Shining Gundam.
The Shining Finger Sword channels the Gundams energy directly into one of the his beam sabers, creating a large and powerful blade.
My hand burns with an awesome power!
Its burning grip tells me to defeat you!
TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROWS!
ALL IN ONE FINGER!
SHINING FINGER SWORD!
shining finger sword by Hans Peter January 13, 2008

butt shining 

This is a Southern term for exposing bare skin inappropriately, butt, belly, breasts, crotch, etc.
Now I'm not taking you to the pool with your butt shining!
butt shining by I, Wreckerrr December 12, 2020

big swinging dick

The man, someone in charge or important

Sometimes heard as “The big swinging dick in....”
Guy 1: Man, guy 3 just thinks he’s so good
Guy 2: He reckons he’s the big swinging dick mate.