shattered heart 

when you have a broken heart so bad you are broken beyond repair that’s it, your depressed forever. no more fun, no more anything. you just don’t want to be in existence to the point where you stay at home everyday and struggle to just get your clothes on because you know there’s no meaning in what you do and there never will be

Friend1: ......
Friend2: Woah. you have a shattered heart?.. i’m sorry..

shattered heart by FrostyBYT April 14, 2018

The Shatner Effect 

A cinematic term when in a movie or television program, an actor or actress removes their top, or appears without it for no apparent reason.

The scene from "Swordfish", where Halle Berry moves her book to show her boobs for no reason is a classic case of The Shatner Effect.

The Shatner Effect by Russell The Love Muscle January 13, 2015

shattered finger syndrome 

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.

You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...

shattered finger syndrome by SeanG March 20, 2008

Spannered

To be heavily under the influence of illicit drugs. MDMA (ecstasy) In particular.

raver 1: I was fucking spannered last night mate
raver 2: Yeah i saw the pictures, 3rd degree gurns and your eyes were falling into the back of your head mate!

Spannered by dedbult November 27, 2010

scattered 

The state of one's mind after a seretonin depleting weekend, associated with drug culture, generally refers to the after effects of ecstasy on the following day of consumption.

i'm so scattered after last night.
Man i'm so scat (colq').

scattered by Wassim May 28, 2003

shattered ass 

the unfortunate effect of anal penitration without the use of good lubrication....tends to develop lumps in the rectal area

Damn sean pull that insanely large penis out of ryan hunting.... ass before you shatter it like there is no tomorrow...

shattered ass by Anonymous August 1, 2003

Omaha Anus Shatterer 

Description of most of the potholes found on the fine streets of the Omaha, Nebraska metro area road network.
Generally known for the ability to single-handedly destroy any front wheel drive vehicle, and shatter your anus in the process of contact.
Shattering of the anus is caused by the rapid puckering of your anus after realizing the cost for repairs and the jarring of filings from your teeth.

Dude, I was driving on 48th south of Q, and let me tell you, that Omaha Anus Shatterer fuckin' wiped out my struts.

Omaha Anus Shatterer by Eliteman76 February 3, 2010