senator zell 

A complete freakout, made fun of by Jon Stewart on the daily show. Known for his actions of trying to challange a reporter to a duel.

ZELL ON EARTH
"I wish this was still the time when i could challange a man to a duel! just like Senator Zell, good ol republicans"

senator zell by ~~~James~~~ April 27, 2006

Senator Hothead 

Nickname of Senator John McCain (Rep-AZ), bestowed upon by several publications because of the hot temper he exude when being asked questions by reporters.

Reporter: "Senator McCain, did you have a conversation with Senator Kerry in the 2004 election?"

Senator Hothead: "Yes, bitch!! You know damn well I did!! Now back the fuck off!!"

Reportor: "To follow up, what did you guys talk about?"

Senator Hothead: "Bitch, it was a goddamn private conversation!!"

Senator Hothead by mnihnuht March 7, 2008

Senator Velveeta

In discussing why Senator John McCain is always on the Sunday morning political shows after losing the 2008 election to Barack Obama (12 times in 8 months), Davis X. Machina coined the term "Senator Velveeta" as such:

"McCain's a brand name. In a country where Velveeta™ is sold as cheese, McCain can be sold as a statesman."

I see that Senator Velveeta will be on Meet the Press, again!!.

Senator Velveeta by ascap_scab August 30, 2009

Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.

"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"

Senator's Wife Syndrome by Immortal Synn March 12, 2008

Senator Joseph McCarthy

(1) U.S. Senator and patriot.

(2) Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee who investigated paid, Soviet agents in the U.S. government. This was a result of the conviction of Alger Hiss, a high level employee of the State Department, for perjury. Hiss was responsible for Poland being handed over to the Soviet Union after WWII when he was FDR's State Department advisor at Yalta.
At this time he was also a paid Soviet agent, a fact which he lied about under oath to the U.S. Congress.

(3) Never subpoenaed anyone from Hollywood, contrary to popular belief. This was done by the HUAC, the House Un-American Activities Committee, headed by Richard Nixon, then a Congressman from California.

(4) Everyone he accused of being a paid Soviet agent, was found to be, when de-crypted Soviet era intercepts, released in the 90's, named all of the accused as Soviet KGB and GRU assets.

(5) Patriotic American, successfully vilified by the Left for doing his job, he was unjustly censured by the Senate.

Senator Joseph McCarthy's character was assassinated by the Democrats with the help of "journalist" Edward R. Morrow in a campaign of mis-information that would make Josef Gobbles blush with pride.

Senator Joseph McCarthy by Torpedo Gunner May 16, 2009

senator nasty 

A booty bandit, a cock commander, and a dick demander.

Look at the that fool talkin' loud and citin' The economist, he must be a senator nasty.

senator nasty by bizboy February 3, 2010

Senator Yoda 

A little green midget. He loves to run over kids in his 2001 Honda Civic. He also loves doing obscene amounts of ketamine and using racial slurs towards Minorities. He was arrested in 2019 for performing a mass shooting at the Los Angeles convention center. In prison, Yoda gravely injured his penis with a rock in an attempt to get himself off. Recently though, he has become the senator of Iowa. He said that "eliminate all undesirables, I will".

Person one: have you heard what senator Yoda did the other day?
Person two: yeah, those Furries didn't stand a chance.

Senator Yoda by PonianYoutube June 22, 2022