staredad

Staredad is meme. A little boy comes into a room where his dad is. The dad then looks at the boy with a very serious look. It's the look of contempt and a little loathing. This can be said when somebody has that look.

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Goddam, you look like staredad!

by BudIcer June 15, 2009

I'm Scared

Something a person may think to themself alone at night, staring blankly at the ceiling.

Something a person may know, but be terrified of facing.

Something a person may say to a friend in confidence, when they are finally ready to face their fears.

"I don't know what to do. I'm scared."

by possibly a human, possibly not April 25, 2019

shit scared

Scared to the point where you shit yourself. (Usually not meant literally.)

When that truck left the road, man I was shit scared!

by curryfan September 26, 2005

scareddick

When a guy feels like he can’t preform to his/her level. Even tho he is sexual attracted to said person

Man I want to have sex with Mona so bad but she gives me scareddick!

by ashane November 24, 2017

signed, sealed, and delivered

an expression which means that a particular matter has been taken care of.

"Hey, did you finalize the purchase of the estate yet?"

"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"

by Bungalow Bill September 4, 2006

Sealed Envelope

An act performed immediately after sex; moments before achieving male orgasm, the man pulls out and shoots his load into the crevice of the girls ass. Afterwards, he presses her ass cheeks together for an undetermined amount of time. When he lets go, her cheeks will be stuck together, thus forming a sealed envelope.

After mom went to work, I shot my load between Van's ass cheeks and gave her a sealed envelope. She was waddling around like a penguin.

by D.H.G. October 18, 2008

seated dance

When an individual is swirling his/her arms and rocking his/her hips sideways to the music (particularly hip hop); but too lazy or drunk to pick his/her ass up and dance.
Most of these instances are sighted in bars, fraternities/sororities and in ricers and pimped rides.

As soon as the DJ switched to "Slim Shady" by eminem, Joe wanted to get up from the couch and dance to it, but he was too wasted and just did a seated dance.

by a_sporty August 24, 2014