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Scooping Spoon Syndrome 

Another term for menstrual cramps, or PMS.
This was created because this specific type of cramps leave most girls feeling like someone is scooping out their abdomen with an spoon.

Typically used as a code name among women to prevent men from knowing they are on their period.

Also called SS syndrome.
"I am suffering from severe SS syndrome today."

OR

"Scooping spoon syndrome is the WORST."
"Oh, you got it too?"
"Yeah."
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scrogglings 

pieces or trace amounts of poop that cling to the toilet, even during flushing.
after i flushed the toilet i noticed there were some scrogglings in the bowl
scrogglings by fats April 8, 2004
A amazing last name which only rich people have. That have a very kind heart and are trillionairs that give money to the poor and live on the moon.
Hey that Scroggins is rich.
Scroggins by I sit next to Kate November 11, 2018
A word used for masturbation when you want the act to remain a secret.
"Dude, i just schooled so hard, i was thinking of Inga and Julia the entire time."

"Bro, homeschooling is so risky when my parents are downstairs."
Schooling by Pattycakesxc3 December 16, 2011
The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.
That awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting
Scooting by Godzx September 6, 2013
What we call a reddit commie deserter does after he went to join the foreign legion of Ukraine and found out that he was going to the front lines with a stick to fight.
MAN, fuck this shit they are putting us on the front line, 90% of our legion unit got taken out by machine gun fire from the Russians, this LARP is OVA, I am scooting out on a bus to Poland NOW!

He sure did some major scooting after his trans spirit bi gendered friend got zir head blown off! That will show them! He is now covered in zir blood, oh wait he is scooting all the way to Poland!
SCOOTING by Wise White Man March 17, 2022

scrolling around 

Person or persons screwing around browsingFacebook instead of paying attention to what's going on around them.
My girlfriend and I were watching the game, and instead of paying attention she was scrolling around on Facebook!