Roman Sanders 

Princey Sanders definitely deserved better than what he got. Not a top, ever, not a switch, He's a power bottom, he likes to be submissive..but he will flirt
Has a confidence so fake as Kim Kardashian's booty.

Fander: did you see SvS Redux?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!??!?!?!?
Fander2: 20 times..I can't stop thinking about Roman Sanders...
Fander3: He was SO rude to Janus
Fander: let the stan wars...BEGIN

Roman Sanders by SoNextTimeYouCallMeDepressed September 26, 2020

Thomas Sanders 

A precious cinnamon roll that we must protect at ALL costs. I don't care if you die, as long as my gay disney prince lives. Of course, he shares a lot of his fame with his... sides. We love them just as much. Say hi to Virgil, Patton, Logan, Roman, Janus, Remus, and of course, Remy. Remy is chaotic and we're here for it. GIVE US MORE OF HIM THOMAS.

The one and only Thomas Sanders: Ok guys! We're coming out with a new Sanders Sides video, anyone have ideas?
Virgil: make a list of all the ways to die
Roman: Okayy...
One: dazzled by my stunning beauty
Two: Fainted because I was just too perfect and hit your head on a table
Three: Got distracted checking me out and ran into a chainsaw
Patton: Whoa there kiddos! Let's not go running into any chainsaws, alright? Virgil, get back here. I mean it. No. NO. GET AWAY FROM THAT.
Logan: Well, logically, there shouldn't be any chainsaws in the general vicinity of Thomas's house, there's simply no reason for one to be- OH HOLY CROFTERS VIRGIL GET AWAY FROM THE CHAINSAW
Remus: *cackling, running around with a massive chainsaw* FUCK Y'ALLLLLLL
Deceit: Remus you absolute goddamn idiot, get back here and give me that
Remy: ...
gonna
go
grab
some
coffee
...
BE BACK NEVER!
Thomas: *whispers* what is happening???

Thomas Sanders by sparrow system May 23, 2020

Derek Sanders

Lead vocalist for punk band, mayday parade.

a)is one of the greatest people to walk the planet.

b)has amazing hair

c)knows how to write songs.

<3

songs derek sanders wrote:

three cheers for five years
terrible things

albums by mayday parade (in order)

tales told by dead friends

a lesson in romantics

anywhere but here

voldesta

mayday parade

Derek Sanders by helen.melon November 13, 2011

Sagerism 

When what you do is so much better than anything else and can't be competed with it is known as a Sagerism...

"You ball harder than anyone i know... it's like you've got Sagerism running through your veins..."

Sagerism by Myster Illmatic May 2, 2010

sanders republican 

Republican who votes for Bernie Sanders.

In the 1980s Ronald Reagan was backed by many Democrats, they were called Reagan-Democrats. For 30 years Bernie Sanders has cultivated a Republican backing with his ideas and they will be known as Sanders Republicans.

sanders republican by PeterV3 November 2, 2015

anal sanders 

A.) The creepy old man who ate Kernel Sanders and roams the night as a male whore taking chicken instead of money for sex.
N.) The act of stuffing/shoving/ramming KFC brand chicken up your lovers rectum (a.k.a. anal cavity) and proceeding to eat it out while they scream, "FINGER LICKIN' GOOD!"
A.) When your feeling horny and daddy asks what you want for dinner and you proclaim, "Anal Sanders!".
L.) When your aunt Betsy overcooks the Thanksgiving turkey and it tastes like Kernel Sander's butthole.

Aunt Betsy: How's the turkey, fam?
Little Tim: This tastes like what daddy did to mommy last night!
Uncle Steve: Ahh, your Aunt Betsy and I know the good ol' anal sanders well.

anal sanders by KinkyAnal.Cum April 25, 2016

Thomas Sanders 

Thomas Sander is the definition of a perfect and pure being. He cares a lot about his fans (the fanders) and he's a pretty neat dude oh and he also has an obsession with his butt.

Person 1: Hey man, You know how Thomas Sander is an awesome person?
Person 2: Yeah! who doesn't know that? We all worship Thomas Sanders

Thomas Sanders by pileoftrash101 July 2, 2020