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1. An extremely good sandwich.
2. What mad peeps say because we're using urban dictionary lingo instead of real words.
3. What GIR tells the floor to make him.
Hi Floor! Make me Sammich!
sammich by Smashrgrl December 10, 2003
Bitch! Make me a sammich!
sammich by has no sammich October 1, 2009

knuckle sammich 

n. Phonetic/slang version of the term knuckle sandwich. Often used to make the speaker sound cool, as to enunciate "sand-wich" often takes away from the overall badassery of a threat involving the knuckle sammich.
Give me a hug before I give you a knuckle sammich.
Go make me a sammich, woman, before I give you a *knuckle* sammich!
Damn, that cat just gave me a knuckle sammich.
knuckle sammich by Wambooli June 24, 2005

ham sammich 

what life really is.
ham sammich by Icklebo June 22, 2005
A sammich is NOT a sandwich.
It is pure delight spread between two pieces of bread.
Sammiches should make the person eating them very happy.
Sammiches are not sold anywhere,
they must be made by a person specificly for whoever is consuming them.
The bread should look very cartoonish.
Peter:"aww man, im all sad today."
kaite:"ohhh. I'll make u a sammich."
Sammich by dinosaursgorawr March 24, 2008

Donut Sammich

A donut sammich is when you get a donut (any type of donut) and slam it inbetween 2 slices of bread. You may or may not have butter. This is a delicious sammich.
Try one today!
Joe and Justin: We love Donut Sammich's!
Vic: Woo!