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Saltine Challenge 

A classic eating contest in which a contestant tries to eat six saltine crackers in sixty seconds. No other aids are allowed (i.e. a glass of water), and the challenge ends once the last cracker(s) is/are swallowed or time runs out.
The simple-sounding task is much more difficult than than anticipated due to the dryness of the cracker.
The challenge can be made harder by increasing the required number of consumed saltines to seven or even eight for those who want to live on the edge.
Joe: I bet you cant eat six saltines in a minute.
Moe: Dude, I wreck the saltine challenge all the time!
Saltine Challenge by atimonkey March 18, 2010

salliness 

Acting like a bitchy, whiny woman.
This salliness is unacceptable. If you don't stop I will buy you tampons for your bleeding vagina. (talking to a man)
salliness by sallimay June 11, 2011

Saltnership 

A partnership with a difference, containing extreme levels of salt. So much salt that only the ones within the saltnership can handle it
"Kae and Maddie are in a saltnership together, they're unstoppable!"

"The saltnership we have is better than people actually venting in the vent chat'"
Saltnership by Saltymmmm March 4, 2017

saltine cracker 

a accepted white boy in the black community. can say nigga and no one says anything.
yo ross, sup nigga?-white boy

chillin saltine cracker sup wit you?-black guy

saltine gangsta 

the boss , aka david isdefined as a white gangsta as the word saltine is a cracker meaning a term used for white people
i swear david is a true saltine gangsta
saltine gangsta by countryboy012188 December 22, 2008

The Saltine Cracker Challenge 

A dumb game that where you choke on crackers because you put too many in your mouth at once.

Requires 5 crackers in one minute.
Damnit adam I dont want to go to safeway and buy nasty crackers to do the the saltine cracker challenge.