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tawny roberts 

sexiest porn star on the planet, nice tits, hot ass, pretty face, not a bad fuck either. (i guess)
Damn Tawny Roberts you are an awesome fuck!

or

Tawny: I want you to be the father of my children!

Peddler: oh word? I just wanna fuck you.
tawny roberts by Peddler February 13, 2004

emma roberts 

a beautiful talented woman, who is a mlif.
person 1 : "OMG THATS EMMA ROBERTS"

person 2 : "didn't she abuse Evan Pete-"
person 1 : *grabs a gun and kills person 2* shut your hole bitch.

Julia Roberts laugh 

A laugh that is both unnecessary and eccentric for the matter that the laugh is about. The laugh is usually loud and sounds kind of fake, with the laugher's mouth wide open.
Liz: I'll go down there, turn on the new Liz Lemon charm, a little Julia Roberts laugh. HAA HAA HAA HAA!
He is the best at any sport or game a very cool person and very attractive to 90% of girls
Robertas I like u very much
Robertas by Iagzoavxb December 12, 2017

Don't Roberts Me, Chief!

An expression used in response to someone who accidentally or purposely trips you up at the worst possible time. Usually occurs during moments of intense concentration or during a special moment. Based on the President Obama Inaugural Oath when Chief Justice John Roberts incorrectly stated the words “that I will execute the Office of President to the United States faithfully”; thereby causing President Obama to pause and disrupting Obama's special moment. Similar usage to don't tase me bro
Chief Justice John Roberts: ...that I will execute the Office of President to the United States faithfully

President Obama: Don't Roberts Me, Chief!

Robertson Mexican wall

Basically you shag your bitch in doggy style on top off a wall the as ur about to splurge push her off the wall into Mexico she will cry and that's hardcore porn.
Ah g trust that slag was never cheating again man did the Robertson Mexican wall on the ting