A sex-crazed, perverted, idiotic, yet strangely hilarious character on the TV show, Family Guy. his catchphrase(s)are:

"Giggitty giggitty!!!"
"All riiight!"

My favorite Quagmire quote is as follows:

*Quagmire approaches a hot girl at the bar*
Quagmire: heyy
Hot Girl (in guy voice): hey
Quagmire (looks freaked out): EWWWW a transvestite!!!! wait- pre-op or post-op?
Hot Girl: pre-op.
Quagmire: oh. EWWWWWWWW A TRANSVESTITE!!!!

Quagmire by jamia March 28, 2008

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Quagmire

The sex crazed character on the show Family Guy. Full name is Glen Quagmire. Many funny quotes. Favorite phrases are "Giggity giggity goo" and "Heh heh heh, allll right"

Quagmire:(talking to girl on couch in his house) "...To answer your question, something like that" (points to rocket in roof)

Quagmire: "Does this look like a Q to you?"

Celeveland: (in porn video shop) Where's the exit?
Quagmire: Don't worry Cleveland, every exit in here is also an entrance!

Quagmire by iMusicFreak April 6, 2009

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Quagmire

the weirdo twins in "A Series of Unfortunate Events" that claim they are triplets, but everyone knows they are sex crazed fuckwits!

the two associates of Count Olaf stuffed the stupid Quagmires in a cage at the bottom of an elevator shaft.

Quagmire by unknown June 11, 2006

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Quagmire

The funniest pimp in the world, appears on family guy

example 1-Quagmire:hey does this look like a q to you?

example 2-Quagmire:if i could rearrange the alphabet id put "u" and "i"together.....alright

example 3-Quagmire:Giggity Giggity Gitty...alright

Quagmire by OWNAGEMASTER April 20, 2006

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