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An idiot who looks like they just got off the boat and haven't a clue as to where they are.
Forget that dude, he's a pilgrim.

Don't listen to him...he's a pilgrim.
Pilgrim by steve wiggins May 3, 2008

Pilgrimming 

Masterbating without any pornographic material, using only your imagination, just like like the pilgrims had to do it.
“John masterbates in the shower, so he has to be pilgrimming it in there, au natural.”
Pilgrimming by JasperRide November 12, 2018

pussy pilgrim 

1. A person who follows the pussies but never gets it.
2. A guy who do everything for the girls but never get laid.
- You are doing everything for this girl but you never slept with her, she doesn't even likes you, she just uses you, you are such a pussy pilgrim man!
pussy pilgrim by gubomirgeorgiev October 4, 2013

Scott Pilgrimage 

A relationship in which a great journey involving many social obstacles (exes, family, etc) must be taken before it can be initiated.
Person 1: God damn, being with Rebecca's such a scott pilgrimage; I've had to go through her parents and 3 of her exes and we haven't even kissed!
Person 2: Aw shit dude I'm so sorry
Scott Pilgrimage by Mogax December 22, 2014

Hop On Pilgrammed 

A saying of whoever says it to a person that person must get on pilgrammed on roblox and do rough bum sex
Yo bro hop on pilgrammed

Sure bro *pulls down pants and begins to get bum fucked*

The Way of a Pilgrim

An anonymously written Russian book based in the 1800's about a about a very sweet, humble, selfless guy who goes on a pilgrimage after loosing his wife and farm. He reads the Bible constantly and wants to know what it means in Thessalonians when it says "pray without ceasing". So he sets out to find a teacher who will teach him how to pray incessantly and why. After walking for weeks and weeks the man finally finds an old monk who tells him that the prayer God really wants to hear is The Jesus Prayer (Lord Jesus Christ, have mercy on me). The monk tells him how to repeat the prayer without ceasing and after practicing the pilgrim masters it. He says the prayer silently to himself over and over, when he's talking to others, reading, and even sleeping. To stop saying it causes him great unhappiness and pain after a while because it's become a part of him. The point of the book is to awaken the world to the benefits of saying the prayer to yourself constantly. "Enlightenment is supposed to come with the prayer, not before it. The idea, really, is that sooner or later, completely on its own, the prayer moves from the lips and the head down to a center in the heart and becomes an automatic function in the person, right along with the heartbeat."
The little pilgrim reads the Philokalia constantly in The Way of a Pilgrim.