Picking the fly shit out of the pepper 

1. The act of being nit-picky to a ridiculous degree.
2. To meticulously analyze minutia.

"They shouldn't be allowed to call their CD 'Unplugged' because, technically, the microphones were plugged in."

"For crying out loud Bob, stop picking the fly shit out of the pepper.

Picking the fly shit out of the pepper by BKMantova September 4, 2010

Poking the Purple Plum 

To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.

While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.

Poking the Purple Plum by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015

pining for the fjords

Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.

"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"

pining for the fjords by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE 

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.

Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE by mj_oblio September 12, 2005

Puking rainbows

(pyooking reyn-bohs)
1. to vomit rainbows at the sight of something amazing on teh internet.

2. To be overwhelmed with cuteness that you puke rainbows.

Antonym: vomiting

Please don't use this(or any) meme outside of the internet.

Cuteness overload, I'm puking rainbows.
or
I can't believe I got a reply from (insert celebrity's name here) *pukes rainbows

Puking rainbows by MPVTOX January 18, 2012

poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK

hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work

poking the pooch by Joseph Muscarella February 27, 2009

Picking out curtains 

A point in a relationship when you're so close with the person you're dating that moving in together is all but certain. You literally begin picking out curtains for your future apartment together.

Jake: What happened with you and Ruth? I heard you two broke up.
Matt: I have no idea...we were picking out curtains and everything...

Picking out curtains by The JVL November 19, 2007