Soggy Muppet 

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and reaches inside her vagina and masturabates himself.

Curtis wasn't able to finish until he reached in and gave himself a soggy muppet.

Soggy Muppet by Mr. Jim Henson December 19, 2008

muppet necking 

Simultaneously giving a Handjob and a Blowjob, as if you were orally fucking a puppet.

Guy 1: "Hey I saw you hooked up with Katie last night, anything happen?"
Guy 2: "Yea, she was Muppet Necking me all night!"
Guy 1: "Aww what? Damn, you got lucky!"

muppet necking by Cantalopian April 7, 2015

flaming muppet 

A person who has an inability to perform any task acceptably.

"Hand me that spanner over there...no the spanner not the sandwich, you flaming muppet!"

flaming muppet by Olly Poulter April 24, 2004

Muppets Take Manhattan 

When a failing California based company, hires as a last ditch effort, a group of New York power brokers to try and save their ill conceived, hubris plagued, doomed enterprise.

CEO : God damn it Q4 is coming in even worse than Q3!!!

CFO : The investors are going to pull the plug!!

CEO : There's only one thing we can do!

CFO : You're not thinking what I think you are, are you ?

CEO : I am (hits intercom to secretary) "Get me on the next plane to NY, this LA/SF muppet is taking Manhattan"

CFO (rises to feet) : Muppets Take Manhattan !!

Muppets Take Manhattan by Love Chef April 27, 2010

muppetition 

when a gathering of muppets(idiots) compete with each other in a confined area.

Every person who had no idea what actually happened gathered to explain in great detail their version of events, each time out doing the last person, it was truly a momentous muppetition.

muppetition by mr_cheeks March 3, 2011

Muppetize 

Muppetizing is the process of poorly singing a song in an almost mocking fashion to the extent in which your voice resembles one of a muppet.

I love to muppetize "Livin on a Prayer"

Muppetize by NeptuneLord December 28, 2020

dick muppetry

The act of painting one's cock and balls to resemble Gonzo's nose from The Muppets.

There's too much dick muppetry in this shindig, let's go get some boats n' hoes.

dick muppetry by Meekrab1 June 11, 2011