Atheistic Morality

Doing the right thing because it is the right thing to do, not because you want to gain favor with god.

Religious Person: I gave money to charity because god would want me to.

Sane Person: I gave money to charity because some people needed it more than I did.

Religious Person: Why would you help someone for no reason?

Sane Person: it's called Atheistic Morality, learn about it.

Atheistic Morality by rational person July 24, 2012

morality 

the logic used to justify character assassination.

"I guess your decision is one that deals with morality. The question is which path are you going to take."

morality by Mar-vellous September 29, 2006

Mortality Angle 

The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.

"I didn't think I'd be able to get her to come home with me until I brought up that program on the Discovery Channel I watched about supervolcanos."
"Ah, the mortality angle...nice."

Mortality Angle by Timmer8 January 30, 2008

mormanity 

Another word for mormanism, just a little offensive.

i liked you until you converted to Mormanity! This is Insanity!

mormanity by Master Zula June 29, 2011

Morganized Religion 

When someone's spiritual beliefs have been shaped by Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God as a really nice guy in a white suit.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.

Oh, that happy clappy chick's got a severe dose of Morganized Religion.

Morganized Religion by tuck1s December 6, 2015

Morganism 

A written or spoken gaffe typical of Donald Morgan.

Don: I thought I made myself implicitly clear...
Willie: That's a new Morganism!

Boss: We're on a two hour delay tomorrow due to weather.
Don: eye-eye sir!
Willie: I can't believe my "ayes", another Morganism!

Morganism by Cpl Schmuckatelli January 11, 2017

Mordacity

- Noun

1. The quality of being mordacious; sharp or sarcastic in style or tone.
2. A readiness or tendency to bite things.

The author's droll mordacity helps capture the sense of discontent and disillusionment that was prevalent in Northern England in the closing years of Thatcher's premiership

Michael's irrepressible mordacity ensured that his possessions, what few he had, as well as any individuals who came across him, very quickly found themselves covered in vicious bite marks

Mordacity by Charlemagne1993 June 16, 2017