mind-bending orgasm 

mind-bending orgasm

A mind-bending orgasm is like being under the influence.

A guy feels like a superhero when he can turn on a gal so her b-spot swerves, her mind bends and she goes into orgasmic orbit.

A ‘mind-bender’ for short makes a gal pretty much incoherent and all she can usually do is moan 'OOOOoooooh' afterwards.

An hour after sex, gal regains consciousness: “WOW! That was a mind-bending orgasm. I feel total emotional bliss. Can we do it again?”

Guy to himself: “Boy, I’m good. Seems I’ve rearranged time and space with another mind-bending orgasm.”

Woman to friend: “Greeks may have orgasmo but I prefer a mind-bending orgasm.”

mind-bending orgasm by Love Linguist April 14, 2011

mind grapes 

Brain, mind, thoughts.

From 30 Rock:

Jack: Jack Welch has such unparalleled management skills they named Welch's Grape Juice after him, because he squeezes the sweetest juice out of his workers’ mind grapes.

Liz: That doesn’t even make sense.

Jack: No, it doesn’t, does it. I wrote it down in the middle of the night.
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Tracy (to writers): What else is on my mind grapes?
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Tracy (to Kenneth): I got something on my mind grapes I need to talk to you about.

mind grapes by 30 Rock November 6, 2007

Mind yours 

It’s the same as saying mind your business.

Alex why don’t you mind yours?

Mind yours by Jennyyy3 July 5, 2018

Mind of Mencia 

n.
The absolute worst television show ever aired, or, for that matter, concieved by man. It is a void, a black hole completly empty of any mirth or comedy whatsoever. It is a momentous failure of mankind and God. It is the humor equivalent of Absolute Zero; so blatantly unfunny that it can only be achieved through a controlled laboratory setting. This leads some to believe that Mind of Mencia was, in fact, created specifically as an experiment to find the most unhumorous idea possible, but it's hard to imagine that any but the most sadistic would even contemplate unleashing such an abhorrition as MoM on the world.

Also, vb: Mencian
Something so horrible it compares to the calibur of the unholy blight itself, Mind of Mencia. It has yet to be used seriously, because come on, let's face it, nothing is that fucking bad.

"Dude, that class was so bad...it was, like mencian." (It is as bad as Mind of Mencia)
"Woah, woah. Hold up. It wasn't that bad."
"You're right. NOTHING IS THAT BAD."

Mind of Mencia by Mr. Bokbizzawk September 21, 2005

mind fecked 

A state beyond mind fucked. A self destruct mode where your brain voluntarily turns to scrambled egg in an attempt to escape the torture you're putting it through.

'I don't think I've ever been more mind fecked by a game.'

mind fecked by OmegaStray August 5, 2018

mind like a fuckin’ steel trap 

A gritty phrase describing a person who has an unfailing and perfect memory.

Well yes, it appears that the talented wordsmith, Dr Bunnygirl, has a mind like a fuckin’ steel trap!

mind like a fuckin’ steel trap by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021

mind-wanderer

mind wanderer
n: a person who travels in their mind; a traveler who believes in their dreams

I am a mind-wanderer

mind-wanderer by mindwanderer90 November 8, 2013