Nicholas Matthews 

the lead singer of the band Get Scared. hotter than Taco Bell's Fire Sauce.

Omfg Nicholas Matthews is the hottest, most talented, best singer in the music scene

Nicholas Matthews by angsty_agender August 12, 2018

Ethan Matthews 

very weird likes to make weird noises to promote how gay he is. He is a huge flirt with both genders, whos a humble man that ain't no esh because I realised he's straighter than my spaghetti and pasta. He likes solving math equations which involve triangles, it makes me think of pizza. His hair is worse than my fucking pass class. His dandruff falls down quicker than my grades. He apparently works out every day but he's skinnier than my penis. His tie is longer than my penis LEARN HOW TO TIE A TIE. thx for reading xo

Girl 1 - HIS PENIS IS SO SKINNY!
Girl 2 - IT MUST BE ETHAN MATTHEWS!

Ethan Matthews by dmdmdjkddkwjnfjfecjnnbewk June 19, 2019

Hosea Matthews 

he's very skeptical about things and likes to help with the planning, he's also very kind and caring

omg he made me coffee???? that's a Hosea Matthews move right there

Hosea Matthews by WeAreNotCriminalsWeAreOutlaws November 20, 2021

chris matthews 

MSNBC's answer to Bill O'Reilly. Claims to be independent but is actually a progressive. Says the word "conservative" with contempt in his voice. If he is not throwing softballs to Al Sharpton then he is playing hardball with neo-cons and conservatives and sings the praises of Barack Obama. Most Democrats love his show. He is what Alan Colmes wishes to be.

In numerous online polls. Chris Matthews has been voted the host most likely to shill for the left.

chris matthews by Reuben D. April 5, 2008

mr. matthews 

Mr matthews

usally a gay teacher working at a school
Most commonly known as a faggoy

Have u seen that mf faggot

Mr. Matthews ?
ye that mf nigga

mr. matthews by Mf sandwich December 4, 2017

Matthewsortoism 

The state of being as morbidly obese as an American disappointment, Matthew Sorto who managed to become the most morbidly obese American child, held in the Guinness World Records. Usually used as a slur or insult.

Bro! You're so fat, you have Matthewsortoism

Matthewsortoism by AnonymousPerson1935 December 14, 2019

dave matthews bland

n. A sub-genre of music consisting of mostly acoustic guitars and polo shirts, often identified by its cliched covers (e.g. Sublime's "Santeria").

adj. Of the college bar variety.

This band is so dave matthews bland. We should leave this crappy bar.

dave matthews bland by CasetteFM September 11, 2009